RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat

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... I'm sorry.

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Your computer has too much computer in it, and not enough typewriter

TMBG have a whole Neil Sedaka bit in some of their live performances of Why Does The Sun Shine. :-( Sad news.

@ants-in-orbit.bsky.social

Zeke looks at a strip of paper with ASCII stick figures dancing on it. The text reads: "Reason #173 to fear technology... Mr. Ascii does the Macarena."

Had cause today to remember this relic from the early 90s

Me: "Siri: set a gods damned timer for ten minutes."

Siri: "... ... ... "

Me: "NOW!"

Siri: "On it!" (sets timer)

That is a glorious eel.

Accidentally typed “bulkshit”. Which … works also.

I like the brick idea. Less awkward to carry than the paintball gun I fantasize about.

YouTube video by Monkey D. Sound The Smothers Brothers - The Saga of John Henry

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FuC...

Two posts adjacent in my timeline. One is from a Moby Dick quote bot: "Seldom have I known any profound being that had anything to say to this world." The other is from a Homestar Runner screenshot bot: a ransom note reading "I got your lappy"

I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

Close up snap of small mussels and barnacles clinging to a rock. Tide pool water is in the bottom third of the snap.

Small mussels and barnacles clinging to a rock.

You know how finger polish feels weird when you wear it? Like, you can tell something is on the surface of your nail? I wonder if that's what having barnacles on your shell feels like.

Mussels and barnacles on the rocks at low tide, Ogmore-by-Sea.

It only took me a few goes to get a decent selfie. Woo!!

Snap looking down at my feet as the tide laps at them. I like the colors and textures in this -- the ripples of the water over the golden brown sand, the blue of my jeans, the multicolored tassles blowing in the wind from my belt-sash.

Your gal RM3

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It's a black pointed-toe-of-shoe-shaped flat bit, in the bottom middle of the photo, sitting atop rounded beach rocks and pebbles. My shadow is to the right.

Can you spot the shoe piece?

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Hundreds of Mysterious Victorian-Era Shoes Are Washing Up on a Beach in Wales. Nobody Knows Where They Came From The leading theory is that the black leather boots, which were discovered by volunteers, were traveling on a cargo ship that sank nearby roughly 150 years ago

We were alerted by KMSU's Shuffle Function back at the start of January, but the weather's been cold and wet and shit and we didn't want to be outside in it. Today, however, was glorious, so off we went!

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/h...

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A piece of sole or inlay on the left and a shoe on the right, sole side up. Zeke sniffs in curiosity.

A sole or inlay and a shoe right side up. Zeke is intrigued.

Tiny sole! Child's shoe presumably.

Two very battered pieces of shoes. You can see the nails in the piece on the right.

Zeke & I found shipwrecked Victorian shoes at Ogmore-by-Sea beach today :-D

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... It me

Aaaaaauuugghhhhh so much blood! blood on EVERYTH .... oh

Grifting racist bastard cunts.

If I hadn't applied for and gotten (my dirty mitts on) British citizenship, I would be here via Indefinite Leave To Remain and, after 26-odd years, subject to deportation.

Don't vote for grifting racist bastard cunts! Punch nazis in the face.

All fortitude ❤️

What am I even doing with my life. I live in a place where the thunderstorms are few, far between, and ... fdisappointing ... and we don't get much if any snow, certainly not enough for snow angels. WHAT AM I DOING 😱 ☹️

i am moving to new england >eek< it is so boring here >eek< it is all rain all the time >eek< >eek< >eek< #forlornrat

Oh my life!! Are they okay??

Moose, Zeke and I are desperately sorry. All love ❤️

11 January 2020: TMBG at the Bowery Ballroom.

Precipitously prescient.

How did the needle not break?!

keep those fingers out from under the presser foot ! ! ! >eek< >eek< >eek< >eek< >eek<

When my glasses are sat back properly on my face, up on the bridge of my nose, my eye lashes bat against the lenses. It's a pleasant sensation, mostly. Feel relatively sure though that it's not meant to be like this. How are your glasses and lashes?

Oooh I see. !