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Baltimore dad, writer, comedian, and friend...
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19.05.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If we're all on a log flume to hell anyway, can we at least get the Maryland State Legislature to rename itself, "The League of Extraordinary Marilanders?"
18.02.2025 04:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dr. Sylvia Earle was one of my heroes as a kid and she still is. The National Aquarium had a deep sea diving JIM suit replica with her face projected inside. I'd love to see that video again.
17.02.2025 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL
"Much of the knowledge about Uranus was gleaned when NASA's robotic spacecraft Voyager 2 conducted a five-day flyby in 1986. But scientists have now discovered that the probe visited at a time of unusual conditions - an intense solar wind event" π
www.reuters.com/science/scie...
Rereading "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and got some timely wisdom from the great Douglas Adams:
Don't Panic.
They say a watched pot never boils, and it turns out it's twice as true when you also forget to turn on the gas...
25.01.2025 04:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Decorating for Halloween? Just a suggestion. If you're going to fill your yard with scary ghosts and goblins and draculas, pull that statue of the Virgin Mary in first. She looks terrified
26.10.2023 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This year I'm Halloweening as Fred from Scooby-Doo. I'm not wearing a costume, just going to walk around pulling the masks off of trick-or-treating children.
#AllThisTimeBatmanWasJustACryingFourYearOld
Trump compared himself to Nelson Mandela, and not by saying, "You know who was way better than me in every way? Nelson Mandela..."
24.10.2023 14:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nah, some of those life boats made it.
23.10.2023 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Camping in Assateague may mean sleeping on a deflated air mattress under a soaking wet blanket inside a wind-whipped collapsed tent, but at least this old dog who is not ours enjoyed it...
23.10.2023 20:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fast Fact: Justin Trudeau is the first Canadian Prime Minister in more than 85 years that is not just a beaver in a suit.
19.10.2023 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think you should defend your work with Will and Grace.
18.10.2023 16:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My entire life since December 3rd, 1982 has been one, extended interpretive dance entitled, "Little Jimmy Comes of Age."
18.10.2023 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never thought I'd say this, but watching the speaker debacle, it's hard not to think there's a lot we could learn about healthy governance from Italy...
18.10.2023 14:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A free, open and accessible exhibit is what the Aquarium has needed since the seal pool closed forever ago. Something welcoming and part of the city every day. And even better that it connects people to their own ecosystem.
18.10.2023 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spellcheck requires that you know how to spell "Bologna" before it will tell you how it is spelled.
#LiberalVeganSpellcheckBias
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One somehow even smaller post for mankind.