Nice LED lights bro I'm running straight into your car
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Pretending to be the elevator man asking people 3 riddles before letting anyone ride it
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Misread the vibe and leaned in for a kiss during a security check
27.10.2023 18:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You've heard "drop dead gorgeous", now prepare for "come alive fugly"
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They should invent crayons that don't taste like melancholy
14.10.2023 08:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A humanities degree implies the existence of a degree in inhumanities
12.10.2023 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Asking chat gpt if ACAB includes gymnasts and classical music conductors
27.09.2023 16:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Under communism, there will be state mandated tummy time sessions for all
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Chairman Maostanza
Supporting small businesses is not enough, one must steal from large corporations
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Food for thought? I'm on a liquid diet
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Time and kebabs.
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