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Patrick Randall

@parandall.bsky.social

Assistant Professor, neuroscientist, husband, father, amateur home improvement expert, level 10 slinky disentangler

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To have this paper appear the same day that RFK Jr is canceling all mRNA vaccine funding is further indication that irony is not dead, even though we might all be soon.

06.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@DHSgov on X: Weโ€™re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level.

JOIN.ICE.GOV
06 Aug 25
[Young man and old man in ICE gear]

@DHSgov on X: Weโ€™re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. JOIN.ICE.GOV 06 Aug 25 [Young man and old man in ICE gear]

Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944
[Young man and old man sharing a rifle]

Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944 [Young man and old man sharing a rifle]

Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.

06.08.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3978    ๐Ÿ” 1744    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 182

I just received a JIT for one from Octoberโ€ฆwhatever that ultimately meansโ€ฆ

04.08.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tree lies on an enormously long couch, talking to its therapist.
"I fell in the forest just as some hikers were passing by. I know they "heard" me fall, but I don't feel they really "listened" to me fall."

A tree lies on an enormously long couch, talking to its therapist. "I fell in the forest just as some hikers were passing by. I know they "heard" me fall, but I don't feel they really "listened" to me fall."

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

29.07.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 775    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Iโ€™ve sat on numerous faculty searches looking at a stack of outstanding candidates. His paper retractions alone would have landed him in the bin.

01.08.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An eloquent image:

Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.

I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

29.07.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6866    ๐Ÿ” 2827    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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LHSC names 5 former executives in $60M fraud lawsuits LHSC contends a former executive masterminded a "fraudulent scheme" and he and others used funds they obtained to buy properties

Almost every major university financial fraud is done by administrators...yet note the difference between the comically instrusive surveillance and accountability for faculty over every dollar vs the complete lack of oversight for management spending (or stealing).

lfpress.com/news/local-n...

24.07.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Well I did bring this to another IC director earlier this week but they didnโ€™t have much to say other than โ€œmeh, politics ya know?โ€

25.07.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, Iโ€™ve been talking about this to anyone who would listen IRL, no one particularly cares about my opinions on here though (or IRL for that matter ๐Ÿ˜‚)

25.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The final score is in from the CBO....

What a shitty piece of legislation.

21.07.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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#BookSky

19.07.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39599    ๐Ÿ” 7885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 566    ๐Ÿ“Œ 532

They are putting this in place here except weโ€™re looking at 25% cuts to start with increases from there for every additional % you arenโ€™t meeting.

19.07.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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E.P.A. Says It Will Eliminate Its Scientific Research Arm

Terrible Friday news dump.The wealth of expertise. The decades of scientific progress. The emerging and urgent challenges we were focused on tackling. It is all so short-sided and cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/c...

18.07.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
View of the WGBH building in Boston with an electronic marquee reading โ€œLocal. Trusted. Defunded.โ€

View of the WGBH building in Boston with an electronic marquee reading โ€œLocal. Trusted. Defunded.โ€

WGBH building in Boston today

18.07.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7385    ๐Ÿ” 2205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
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WGA statement on Paramountโ€™s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

18.07.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19390    ๐Ÿ” 5817    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 392    ๐Ÿ“Œ 407
Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. 

I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times.

Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman:
Weโ€™re disabled, Daniel, weโ€™re not werewolves

Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times. Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman: Weโ€™re disabled, Daniel, weโ€™re not werewolves

7 years later and I still whisper, โ€œWeโ€™re disabled, Daniel, not werewolvesโ€ to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like itโ€™s the latest hipster indie band.

18.07.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16673    ๐Ÿ” 3344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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A little concerned about the nightmare creature that obviously escaped into my house during the day

17.07.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Democrat Wonโ€™t Let Go of the Jeffrey Epstein Case, Either

New bombshell from my investigators on Epstein's sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others.

17.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12763    ๐Ÿ” 5003    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 508    ๐Ÿ“Œ 681
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Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor Comey, who had worked in the U.S. attorneyโ€™s office for nearly a decade, prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.

BREAKING: Trump's Justice Department just fired one of the Epstein prosecutors. www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

16.07.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3070    ๐Ÿ” 1081    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 295    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

โ€œLet me repeat that: Trump has sicced a billionaire wrestling promoter, currently fighting allegations she overlooked sexual abuse of boys, who has absolutely no expertise on education, on school children.โ€

15.07.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

No way this ends poorlyโ€ฆ

15.07.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why it's exhausting to be told political attacks on science are a failure of sci comm or any aspect of scientists' behavior. It has nothing to do with science or scientists. It's an entirely top-down right wing elite program, but sci policy is intangible and doesn't motivate voter behavior.

13.07.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Homan tries to walk his words back: "I want to be clear because my words were taken out of context. Physical description cannot be the sole reason to detain and question somebody. That can't be the sole reason to raise reasonable suspicion. It's a myriad of factors."

13.07.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6653    ๐Ÿ” 1632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1637    ๐Ÿ“Œ 557
12.07.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, now that it affects white scientists we are super concerned The NYT published an article titled โ€œThe Surprising Scientists Hit by Trumpโ€™s D.E.I. Cutsโ€ by Kate Zernike. The subhead reads: โ€œThe N.I.H. has terminated hundreds of diversity graโ€ฆ

#ICYMI, my disgust with the NYT is once again refreshed.

Oh, now that it affects white scientists we are super concerned drugmonkey.wordpress.com/2025/07/10/o...

11.07.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly what I would have expected. Itโ€™s like when your standing over someoneโ€™s shoulder trying to show them how to do something on a computer only to say โ€œhey, let me drive for a minuteโ€ except the other person is a computer. Youโ€™re trying to teach a computerโ€ฆ.to use a computer.

10.07.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a red light with the words just what do you think you 're doing dave ALT: a red light with the words just what do you think you 're doing dave
10.07.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also not sure why that link is attached.

10.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s an important distinction. It just has me thinking this is more about sending a message that affects the psychology of decision making from council to program to SROs to reviewers saying that this work is no longer a priority. Youโ€™ve been in this game a long time, am I crazy to think that?

10.07.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For all of our sakes, I hope youโ€™re right but I donโ€™t put it passed this administration to just do whatever they want

10.07.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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