Mangle

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

1 surgery, 2 nights at the ER and $7,500 later, she's all set.

Learn from our error, get pet insurance

If you don't have children, please scroll on

scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

The long 2010s are finally over

Summers To Resign From Teaching Appointments, Relinquish University Professorship Over Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest...

Breaking:

Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein

He will also relinquish his University Professorship — Harvard's highest faculty distinction.

oops. White nationalism is a helluva drug.

I tried explaining to my 15 year old that when I was her age, we too had big news stories. But it was only ever one at a time...and the space between them could last weeks of nothing but local news

I'm always taken aback by how little land area there is in the southern mid latitudes. Yup I'm gonna use that word a lot

The pattern makes my brain happy

Let's hope it's just a giant hairball that's completely blocking Shadow's intestinal track.

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Afropessimism is like “this is my week”

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

@failmonger.bsky.social do they teach this to you at writer school

I do love a good "this is the plan" cutaway

This is heartwarming and accurate. The before and afters on r/bald are shocking

Classless.

This is bullshit, everyone else is going to have fun

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Mads the oldest is 15 and wants her driver's license so she can get a job. What? Why?

Perfect reaction use

Had brunch at my local diner this morning and the topic of favorite dinosaur came up (no idea how). When my waitress asked me I replied "You can't just ask that question to someone with autism" before I realized I'd said it.

My very unpopular opinion is that they need to reintroduce the foxtrax highlight. Which they can do now as a setting i bet

Helena, you live in m i c h I g a n

Meant to reply, but put you on blast instead @failmonger.bsky.social. I stand by it