The Dalai Farmer

If the snooker championship was like this they’d get a lot more viewers

I've never been convinced the two things are entirely mutually exclusive, you know!

Anyway, disillusioned with modern politics, I've decided to reform the Workers Against Nasty Killings (Especially Revolutionaries) party

Remembering when I was young and people would call me a tree hugger as if it was an insult, as if I would say "fuck off" in reply, and they'd get a rise out of me. They were all, always, disappointed

As the world of AI and Technology continues to ever increase, here's the one and only Mary Oliver with an important challenge for us all. (Legend ❤️✨️)

I have the FLIR one that plugs into my phone. It's most excellent for this kind of stuff

I have ascended to whatever level of consciousness it is where the only discourse I see is people complaining about the discourse, but never the discourse itself. As far as I can tell, the only discourse is the discourse discourse.

Some of the early 16th century vaulting from the nave of Ripon Cathedral. 📸 My own. #MedievalMonday #RiponCathedral

cowabunga

A beautiful send of for Sonny. Got a bit dusty in here when I watched that back

Beautiful!!! Farewell dear Sonny #7 #TOTTENHAM #COYS

Nice one Sonny
Nice one Son
Nice one Sonny....

Not now lads

A Viz Top Tip posted with the hope that people who see it will subscribe to the magazine (or at least go out and buy a copy off the huge pile of unsold copies in the supermarket, or whatever they're calling WH Smiths this week): Stop a 'Knock Knock' joke dead in its tracks by answering "come in" instead of "who's there?" Or just stand very still and pretend to be out. Pete Redfern, Canterbury

There's a new issue (Viz 348) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk

A fluffy black and white cat is being held upright by a person and appears to be clutching a large sandwich with both front paws. The cat has food in its mouth and a wide-eyed, startled expression. The sandwich includes a sesame bun and visible layers of meat and possibly vegetables.

When I make a sandwich as a midnight snack and I don’t have my shirt on and my neighbor walks by the sliding glass door and the kitchen island makes it look like I’m naked

Is the correct answer, of course

His double standards on this disgust me

The left will never win over the mass support they need to truly transform society until they come clean about their complicity with big crumpet in the erasure of pikelet from the modern world

I'm glad the pandemic just about predated the current "I asked ChatGPT" era, otherwise there would have been far more of the dipshits pictured below.

why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo

The words 'come friendly bombs' dance upon my lips

Come for Lucy Bronze strapping her own leg

Stay for Russo’s hang-time

Our wonky Lionesses mugs feature the whole Euros-winning gang, all drawn poorly by idiots. Two DIFFERENT mugs in the set, 12 different Lionesses on each. We’re obviously very sorry x

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@salix.bsky.social you need to get the fuck out of that part of the country asap. People who think this is a good idea literally walk among you out there

Oh nice! We used to do University open events there pre-COVID, to talk about the conservation. Haven't thought about the site for yonks!

Borgen
The Killing (which should absolutely be on this GOAT list)
Maid Marion and her Merrie Men
Trap Door
Stoppit and Tidyup
Rome

Bagpuss FTW

No one wants to go big, we would all prefer to go home.

Well you never know, I might pick a few pointers up after all

No surprises here - I'm backing the bid 😀

Yes but only if they start selling Number 1's again