The Dalai Farmer

not since Henry VIII’s wives has a Tudor had such an untimely end at a Palace

289 days ago, we were holding a European trophy aloft. If you were trying to do this on purpose, you'd struggle to get anywhere near this speed of decline.

Spurs panicked a bit there because they'd accidentally gone in front.

Kudos to them for recovering quickly from a winning position by going down to ten men and conceding a goal.

Oh man, I worked in a pub where the local "I am" used to call the pub when he hadn't had his refill pint poured immediately. These people are utterly beyond contempt

Nothing so poetic more the problem to their tenancy!

I lived in an attic above a sewing shop for 2 and a half years before the owners realised I was there

Fucking assholes sent me this 😂

#WorldBookDay

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

Ha, that sounds like Krusher's review of another single "This Ain't a Love Song? It ain't a bloody song at all if you ask me"

I feel I ought to mention, the line in which I mention spilled camera film is specifically a reference to the Wayne's World "and both you and I know that there is no film in this camera" moment

@salix.bsky.social

As you often do, I think you've hit that nail squarely on the head

I often wonder if there are many who actually do enjoy their role. Everyone either seems extremely stressed or worn down, and frequently both...

It was quite the realisation, in the context of having had 20 years of adult ed to go from vocational all the way to post doc. Had my sights set on a job all along that in the end I didn't enjoy at all

The End of an Era, The Beginning of Another I’m not one for that ‘Live Laugh Love’, if I’m honest. In any encounter with that fashionably asinine sentiment- usually found in the wild in italics on bathroom walls, my response is frequently vocal...

As if there isn't enough going on in the world, I've been blogging again. Or maybe it's an essay, I'm never quite sure of the difference

therestlessforge.ghost.io/the-end-of-a...

I don't feel much like strength has been the position much of late, but with luck it will be soon!

Thank you!

I mean, I have no complaints if we are

The End of an Era, The Beginning of Another I’m not one for that ‘Live Laugh Love’, if I’m honest. In any encounter with that fashionably asinine sentiment- usually found in the wild in italics on bathroom walls, my response is frequently vocal...

As if there isn't enough going on in the world, I've been blogging again. Or maybe it's an essay, I'm never quite sure of the difference

therestlessforge.ghost.io/the-end-of-a...

On my mother's side my g'dad was a farmer and countryman. He started as a Carter, and ended up a digger driver. Worked the land all his life.
On my dad's side he was a Submariner and then an engineer on big plant.
We've got diesel in our blood, see

This is indeed a very good sign

Was he limping?

I have had exactly the same. They are clearly going after Richards to boost the economy

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

A photo of a miniature windmill on a crazy golf course.

You have to remember that windmills are the natural enemy of golfers. That’s why Trump hates them so much.

Ah you cannot beat an adventure! Enjoy!

WE'LL BUILD OUR OWN

They did, it's just that we weren't invited

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