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So *that’s* what the dial-up modem sound was.

I drizzle a wee bit of oil over them and season generously before they go in the oven… feel free to steal this method.

Photo of Usher Hall stage taken from the stalls. The RSNO performers are on the stage below a screen with the Ghostbusters word mark.

Last night was superb. The Royal Scottish National Orchestra performing the late Elmer Bernstein’s Ghostbusters score over the original film. Brilliantly conducted by Elmer’s son Peter at Usher Hall, Edinburgh, with a recorded forward by Dan Aykroyd 🤍👻

In a bath, legs covered in bubbles

May have overdone it with the bubbles 🫧

:(

Yeah I agree.

Not about OJ though. He was found not guilty.

A pac-man type character saying Feed me nappies, wipes, sanitary products & litter

Pac-Man has hit hard times 😪

Do they use smiley faces in their messages at work

My autobiography title

Audiobook cover art for Bedtime Stories with Bobby Davro. A cartoon bear sleeps on a cloud alongside a smiling moon. Davro’s beaming face adorns the bottom right corner.

Sweet dreams x

A view of a hillside covered in trees in shades of green and orange. A river meanders through the middle. Across the other side is a steep bank where the treetops disappear into low cloud.

A small kayak in the middle of a river flanked by golden orange trees

View from a bridge of river gently flowing around several large rocks. The banks are tree-lined with green and yellow leaves.

View from above a railway viaduct. A train passes along the curved track. An abundance of autumnal trees either side.

🍂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Some pics from a weekend wander around Coille Chreithnich along a calmly flowing Abhainn Ghar. Autumn on full display.

What about a code word, in case things go south and you need back up

The artwork on this is 👌👌👌

Ffs. Presumably collapsing in front of them qualifies as “evidence”.

A tortie cat loafing on an orange stool, with an unintentional pissed off stare

Aoibhe says fuck off x

Updating my LEGO White House

Status update: still snuggly

Selfie, in bed partially covered by duvet, smiling at camera

Feeling snuggly 🛏️

It was a difficult climb (for me) but worth it.

That first one is an 8x optical zoom and then cropped even further. There was a tiny patch of cloud where the sun was breaking through. Didn’t think much of it at the time but now I’m glad I took the time to take it.

Golden sunlight breaking through clouds above a rolling landscape of orange and green

Peering through trees towards a mountain range in the distance

Cloud inversion above Loch Teimheil, with tree-lined banks sloping down to the water

A view across green landscape with low lying cloud

I did the walk. And I’m glad I did.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Craigower, Baile Chloichridh

Approximately how long does your post-shower bed sitting last?

I’ve been known to post-shower bed sit for an hour.

I’m trekking up a hill tomorrow.

I can feel the aches already.

As much as I don’t condone the theft of culturally significant items, I *cannot wait* for the movie about this. Hollywood must be twitching.

Am in Craigower in a couple of days, if I spot any buzzards I’ll let you know!

Is there a more rewarding experience than to see one’s cat asleep, belly up? The ultimate sign of relaxation. To know that you’ve created such a sense of safety and trust for an animal wired to be on constant alert.

What a bloody lovely thing.

A gigantic astronomical telescope

Only with this though.

Wearing glasses gives the appearance of being intellectual, though.

It’s a dilemma.

This reminds me of the time I rescued @clur.bsky.social from a toilet in Barcelona.

I could go on but Clur might prefer to keep the details private pending the publication of her autobiography.

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Дівчина, яку звати Ліна, стоїть на роздоріжжі.
У цей момент вона найбільш вразлива, але й найбільш справжня.Вона стоїть голою посеред міста, яке звикло до масок, і вперше відчуває абсолютну свободу – самотню, холодну, але надихаючу. Це її перший крок до нового життя, де є лише вона і її шлях.