Orpheus Gensui⚔幻粋オルフェウス⚔Variety VTuber

I'm over on @phantomercury.bsky.social's stream tonight, where we're resuming Elden Ring Convergence.

Come watch us struggle to remember what we were doing and then have a modded boss destroy us both instantly!

god_almighty0 - Twitch FRIENDSHIP REGAINED WITH METAL PIPE, WE ARE NOW BESTIES

Gonna once again call an audible. Go watch www.twitch.tv/god_almighty0 play Silent Hill f instead.

Gonna call a "Brain Hurt real bad" and cancel the stream tonight.

There's no way that's tournament legal

No stream tonight! Sorry for the late cancellation.

Hold onto your butts for Spoopy Stuff starting Monday!

Thanks for joining me for the finale of 40 Winks!

To answer "How Bad Could it Be?": Pretty bad. I don't think I've seen a camera that personally hates you as much as this one does.

See you Friday!

Tonight, we defeat my nemesis: A 25 year old platforming game that precisely 4 people on earth remembered exist.

That's right we have to conquer 40 Winks before Spooptober can begin proper.

Resisting the urge to put "Temporary Information Technology Staff" on my resume as the title of my last position.

Scientific Horse Graph

Thank you to @astrajova.bsky.social for the assist. Couldn't have scienced it without her!

Realized something this afternoon.

So true bestie

Every time I notice how many browser tabs I have open, I hear @divinarwhal.bsky.social in my head, screaming.

179 btw

Me: The Horse Girls just don't go to where they're supposed to for training and it's really souring my mood. Awful, really.
My therapist: Are these "Horse Girls" in the room with us right now?

Wait you're playing Elden Ring without me?

Chat hold me I'm scared

Never playing Dark Souls again tbh

I can't stop hiccuping bro.

Thank you for joining me for MegaMan 6! MegaMan Legends will return! One way or another.

I sent the Tomoshii over to check out @phantomercury.bsky.social! We're playing Elden Ring on Friday.

In light of a PSX game I remember liking not working, let's play a steam port of an NES game I remember liking and hope it works instead.

Shit, me too.

Got the MegaMan Legends disk cleaned, popped it in to see if it would continue after the cutscene aaaaand

Nope! Same solid black screen behavior.

Gonna see if it works in my buddy's PS2 tomorrow. Not sure what I'm doing tonight now.

Having the actual ™ isn't really in line with how bad the rest of the post is though.

Like all boys am I right ladies

By viewing this schedule you are entering a legally enforceable contract where you consider watching me play video games and ramble about Whatever(tm) for approximately 3 hours on the evenings provided on the schedule.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Realizing as part of my Champion's Meeting Prep, I think I have to invest in a REALLY cursed Sakura Bakushin O.

Was slightly disappointing to be put into Group B but there was no way in hell I was placing 1st in Group A.
Good job ladies. 🐴💨

Tonight's Stream Docket is:
- Unethical Horse Science
- Surprise Nostalgia Trip (If I can get it working)

I see no contradiction

[horse voice] I'm 3 weeks older than you.

WHAT IS THIS LUCK