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Future accountant, D&D player and a failure of a person.

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In the snowy mountains, the barbarian chieftain wielded the Tooth-Breaker - a hammer forged from a monstrous fang slain by his ancestors. It crushed bones and lifted spirits. Yet after the final battle, it was lost in the snow, a relic of powerโ€™s heavy price.

#dnd #ttrpg #gaming #mtg

03.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œYou better be right about this training!!โ€

31.07.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1325    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writing a magic system? I'll show you something interesting.
The two types of magic system are tax code and blackjack.
LOTR? Blackjack. Nen? Tax code.
Warhammer? Blackjack.
Vancian magic in D20? Tax code. Magic in Vance's stories? Blackjack.
Despite all the rules lawyering, Stands are blackjack

21.09.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฑ #RaorArt

29.09.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tiernen Trevallion

29.09.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nomnomnomnom

29.09.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hot dog with  a lot of sauce, salad, tomato slices, pieces of corn, onion cuts, fried onion diced and more

Hot dog with a lot of sauce, salad, tomato slices, pieces of corn, onion cuts, fried onion diced and more

Went for a walk and got a hot dog

26.09.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful"

A Midsummer Night's Dream

#ShakespeareSunday ๐Ÿ

28.09.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5259    ๐Ÿ” 584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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#oc #odaibako

28.09.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4139    ๐Ÿ” 720    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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ๅฅฅๆง˜ใฏ
ใ‚ขใ‚ฐใƒใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ญใ‚ชใƒณ

29.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 571    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Very old Sketch Commission ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’š

23.09.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First look at Absolute Joker ๐Ÿƒ

โ€˜Absolute Batman #15โ€™ release in
December ๐Ÿฆ‡

19.09.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 346    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 131

welcome to The Resistance,

*checks notes*

*sighs*

*weeps gently*

...michael eisner

19.09.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8956    ๐Ÿ” 1610    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 166    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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Tribute Art to Joe Mad, one of my favorite artists of all time. Started as a doodle at work then i decided to finish it up at home.
Honestly It was gonna be a normal set of armor but I had to throw in a splash of War from Darksiders. Might use it for a Pathfinder or DND game for a Paladin/Barbarian

12.08.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a wish if you witch

16.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1309    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Wizard Painting:

08.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2197    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan โ€œWhite people are devils created by the great scientist Yakubโ€

The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan โ€œWhite people are devils created by the great scientist Yakubโ€

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

22.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12053    ๐Ÿ” 1752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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Wizard Lineart:

23.07.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2959    ๐Ÿ” 643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Sail Physics xkcd.com/3090

19.05.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2585    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Feeling this now even more than before, damn.

03.05.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic showing a white man with a giant cake, a black trans woman with a small cupcake and a white c!s woman with a small piece of cake. 
C!s woman: "This isn't okay."
Trans woman: "You're ri--"
C!s woman (at the trans woman): "You're not a woman! You're a man! You're erasing me!!"

A comic showing a white man with a giant cake, a black trans woman with a small cupcake and a white c!s woman with a small piece of cake. C!s woman: "This isn't okay." Trans woman: "You're ri--" C!s woman (at the trans woman): "You're not a woman! You're a man! You're erasing me!!"

27.04.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11583    ๐Ÿ” 3238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

25.04.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60386    ๐Ÿ” 20694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 600    ๐Ÿ“Œ 832

We shall see

26.04.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For now, I will just try to lie down and not think much about it

19.04.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it's funny tho, because I'm also at a point where I do not have a single bit of energy to try to meet anyone new, so I guess I will stay like this for a few months until I get a grip on myself, if that ever happens.

19.04.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like idk. It just feels like at times people only have a minimal interest in me because I try to engage with what they like, which is fair
But the opposite never happens.
Never.
I guess that at the end of the day, I'm boring.

19.04.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope one day I find someone that has interest in the stuff I like, instead of the usual me having to get into whatever the others enjoy
It's not that I hate it much, I always end up learning something new and sometimes it might become a hobby, but just for once I wish for the other way to happen..

19.04.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Only listened to Sofia, so can't speak about other songs from her, but that one is nice for sure

13.04.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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