Jaret A. Sweet (enjoys food)

Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived George Foreman.

Looks like a group of patriots were taking a guided tour of a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas today.

Getting the Benzo ready for the season. Fixed a transmission leak, welded the exhaust, and got the heat working. I love this car, but I think I might sell it this year.

So much winning and owning the libs I don’t know what to do with myself.

The dog thinks time change is stupid.

Me too, buddy.

Getting the summer fleet ready for the road this weekend. Two done, five to go.

They should rake their yards.

Hey, but at least trans people can’t take a shit where they want 🤷🏿‍♀️

That’s a damn shame too. Brown-Forman leans mostly left.

I was wondering why people were wandering around with shit on their foreheads today, then realized that it’s Ash Wednesday, a holiday where people walk around with shit on their foreheads for some reason.

But at least trans people can’t take a shit where they want!

Congratulations to all of the MAGA cultists who brought on 25% higher car prices that’ll never go back down.

10/10 would sit there for the rest of my natural life.

That Trump economy is looking good on the ‘ole Roth today 🥳 📉

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I stand corrected. Etymology of spider comes from a Germanic word meaning ‘spinner’

I’m yet to see a creature spide as well.

Air fryers are the best god damn thing ever created.

“All of my activities are sensitive” because an unelected immigrant doesn’t need to know what the fuck I do all day.

Those nazis spent the past 10 years spouting off LEKTRIK CAR BAD LEKTRIK CAR BURN so I don’t know if that’s necessarily the solution.

Yup. Everyone is dumping them. We dumped ours a few weeks ago.

BRIDGET

Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived Gene Hackman.

My AT&T worked fine there too.

Yup. I read about that too. I think Verizon has service at the trailer park

I work in retail. Those numbers are skewed. About 90% of people are ignorant and cruel.

While getting authorities involved might be the best case scenario for some, for others it might be a death sentence. Police aren’t always equipped to deal with mental health emergencies and resorting to violence is the only way they know how to handle the situation.

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I bet they’ll take it on the nose, pay for it, raise their prices, and blame Biden.

Yeah, I live in a rural area surrounded by farms. Many farms and single wides surrounded by shit were adorned with Trump merchandise of sorts, which is now slowly disappearing as the world falls apart.

I believe a similar thing happened with PepsiCo and Sierra Mist recently, but I’ll have to look up the details.