joanna

I’m not sure there could possibly be much crossover between “women who have seen Sense and Sensibility 1995 one hundred times” and “women who would put up with that sort of thing”

Trader Joe’s bagger was trying to convince me to watch Bridgerton due to it uses modern songs in like chamber music style and I was thinking Oh wow that would piss me off

Reading the news like Oh great, the poststructuralists are going to be so annoying about this one

I mean yeah once you’ve decided that “libidinal economy” is a thing the rest sort of arranges itself doesn’t it?

[pinning a world map to my wall and labeling which countries have penises and which countries are envious of those penises] Hmmm

you shouldn’t be allowed to use scissors

This is so real, for me, personally

Vancouver wouldn’t be visiting the White House! Just saying!

Inter Miami sucks and I’ve said it repeatedly

[indignant sales guy] I will not zoom in the pod

Well. Now I am

See I *do* have a “lol this exists” reaction to them

I guess. But look, you wouldn’t catch me nursing in the pod.

Horror novel👀

But they let so many people merge. The merge generosity is out of control. You can’t blame us for drawing conclusions

And I support them, these misguided fools. Well, maybe it’s good enough for *them* …

No, it’s provincial.

Everyone saying that sort of thing needs a decisive goose-memeing, which I believe would be revealing of certain Other Opinions

That is exactly the kind of thing you would consume isn’t it

Now that I’m home I have to share with you a sentiment that is not very “aloha.” I think Spam is revolting. It tastes like an error. Making musubi look like a big piece of sushi is greatly misleading.

More people should be required to take the bus to work while on vacation. It would help cut down on these posts I think

It helps to not sound *quite* so much like a college student who just got back from semester abroad in France

One of those sentiments that seems worldly but is actually provincial

Graham Platner was so eager to tweet “Wake up sheeple Democrats and Republicans are the SAME” he didn’t notice he was approvingly quoting a Nazi, and then you did it too. Lmao

I love when my terrible taste costs me lots and lots of money

I like the Costco CEO just fine but let’s not act like he brought back the onion dispenser

So do I that’s why I don’t feel bad for him

“He told the queen to eat a bag of dicks 🥺😢.” It rips the heart doesn’t it

Here’s a thought that I’ve seen expressed on here several times and which has never entered my head nor left my fingers/mouth: “how horrible for that man, that he couldn’t stop himself from screaming the N word.” We truly are all built a little differently, I suppose.

I’m sorry I know I love that meme too much but what does this mean. Come on. We can’t just be typing whatever sentences