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Ah, well

We’re just saying!

Some people can’t imagine what it is to be a real hater. Oh well

“I don’t know her”

It’s not Murc’s Law to blame this on Olivia Nuzzi because she’s not a Democrat. So. Murc’s Law, Sexism Edition? Well as your friendly resident feminist, I say it’s fine actually

good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos

If they’re being slutty enough about it

Yes, absolutely

Mine made it 282k miles. Sold for $300 to some guy but always in our hearts💕

Got some toilet paper sticker shock the other day. Damn dude. It’s paper, come on man

I’m gonna keep on dancing at

student papers referring to short stories as “novels”

I know we’re all tired of the leopard tweet but unfortunately it gets at something fundamental in the human brain

Jesus Christ

the julbock: “Just Pagan Enough”

impulse bought some yule goats

Maybe if they just taught some dang personal finance in schools people wouldn’t say that stuff

It’s one “ah, there it is” after another with these people

The term “vaccine skeptic” gave these people way too much confidence and power. I will never hand it to them, not even the tiniest amount will I hand them. Concerned about their children? No, they’re really not! I hand them *nothing*

I’m just like the Black Dahlia, except alive. And not cut in half. Wait actually if you think about it, I have been cut in half, perhaps literally

Giving this the ol “I don’t know what this means but sure” like

Not likely!

I love my garbage. Fingers crossed they’re all sociopaths💕

Ahhhh hell yeah

Whoa, fire’s really going!
Thanks, I gestured at parts of a doll

When taming a fire allows me to move forward>>>>

That commonly recognized fact of our origin in and inevitable return to fire, which is often discussed

Love to feed gestures at parts of a doll to a fire

there is so much Oh! Well in THAT case happening at the high school level