@procyonbytes.bsky.social
Come for my bytes of nerd life, stay to watch me slip into insanity. Or find inner peace. Maybe they're the same thing. Let's find out together
Hell yeah, does it have a theme?
19.01.2025 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imma say it, TikTok had become a garbage app that was 70% ads and made it difficult to enjoy my friends content anyway. I'll miss y'all, but I feel like I'm coming out of this with a betterment for my mental health.
19.01.2025 12:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's when you play Spyro instead
16.01.2025 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sometimes you just gotta take a midnight shower in the darkness
13.01.2025 04:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finding out this animate dead is under $60 is super tempting
12.01.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imma be honest with you all, I prefer the phrase "peen-nips" over "dick nipples"
12.01.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guys guys guys, remember when Goofy f-ing DIED. That was peak.
12.01.2025 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Henceforth I will be referring to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as "BrAT"
11.01.2025 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PWHL is the best!
05.01.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Nothing in his belly button but knives and lint"
05.01.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thinking of something nasty this morning.
#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg
Play more "each player" cards!
04.01.2025 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look at that crew!
03.01.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol, my case in point.
02.01.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude's just admitting that those with pronouns in their bio are better at entering the masses.
Soap and Teeth or whatever.
I can't believe they named it Zootopia 2 and not Zootwopia
01.01.2025 23:29 β π 100 π 2 π¬ 8 π 0I read this as "Zoot-wopia"
02.01.2025 02:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somebody tell me why "treenitz" has been stuck in my head all day.
01.01.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New number, new me.
01.01.2025 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Naturally we called our stuff "May-o-nnaise"
16.12.2024 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wizard's should make a Magic: The Gathering game called "The Fblthp Parable" where you wander around looking for purpose and you somehow keep ending up on different planes.
15.12.2024 10:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to live the yachtlife eh?
14.12.2024 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah ish, now the drones are near me...
14.12.2024 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How my homies in Jersey doing with all these drones?
13.12.2024 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
P1P1 for this dumb cube I've been putting together.
13.12.2024 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The absolute worst thing in the world is going to pee in the middle of the night while my electric toothbrush is charging. Dear blinking green light, STFU.
13.12.2024 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The energy I'm expecting from Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering
11.12.2024 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11.12.2024 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Being 31 I'm now tormented by not knowing what this bird is I hear singing each night.
SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT
The year is 2064 and we're explaining to children why "Like a Prayer" is our national anthem, and PepΓ© the King Prawn is our flag.
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