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Paul Schmidt

@ltjpezcore1.bsky.social

Shiftless layabout. illinois. cubs. bears. sports. I know more about beer than I should. Former play-by-play voice of Game Night. Current chicken guy

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This is the correct answer

01.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweetness is one I can sing to lead off the night but not after, because it’s got a whole lot of sneaky high notes. So that’s my guess

01.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can’t keep doing this with Seth

01.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LONG LIVE PUNK!!!!

01.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muck Fichigan

Ann Arbor is a whore

The end

28.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aladdin is my second favorite Disney movie and though it's close, the Genie is my favorite character. This wasn't even that difficult of a vote...Frozen is FINE.

26.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Bears break the Packers? My column:

26.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12877    πŸ” 4772    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 109
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attn @edsbs.bsky.social

26.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

One would think that a State's decision to remove citizenship rights from an entire class of people would be national news. Why is no one covering the situation in Kansas?

26.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Every major publication is reporting that the DOJ has spent over a year suppressing files that accuse the sitting president of the assault of a child take a moment and let that sink in

25.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

TIL that tomorrow is the Senators' Women in Sports night.

25.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EXXXXXXXCELLENT

25.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as Vic brings on the baby demon character from "Very Important People".....

25.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's speech was under two hours, which bolsters the thesis that the leaks about it being more than two hours were meant to work the prediction markets

25.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6068    πŸ” 875    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 67

As someone who grew up there I do ask myself that….

25.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hockey of Canada is as bad of an organization, if not worse, than the Catholic Church. Let’s not make it like those dudes are even remotely good people either

25.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For many years when we weren’t on the road, Bobby and I would arrange for a catch-up dinner at Musso and Frank Grill in Hollywood. We’d order steaks and spend hours talking. Reminiscing, sure, but mainly talking about our kids and how lucky we were. Forty years of friendship. I’ll miss you, man.

24.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0

Little too much of the take of ones own life the last few days. I know that's tough and triggering on many people. Please know that the world is better with you here and that we all want you here ❀️❀️❀️❀️

24.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BAD

24.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’ͺ⚫βšͺ

24.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

((It’s why I don’t run for office lol))

24.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Werenski, his former teammate, leading the way and then bringing the kids out…just sobbing on the couch

22.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the nicest photos of my friend group that would go to Vegas every year had a background that was reacting to Shots.

We all looked so happy to be with each other and be friends. And then oh my God the horrors behind us

21.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair…NO ONE DOES

21.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t like hearing about deodorizing your thighs and underboob?

21.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems bad, not sure tho

20.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the creepiest things Trump said was that the families of the justices who voted against him should be ashamed of them. No one asked about the justices' families. Trump brought that up in a comment that has real "we know where you live" and "nice family you got there" vibes.

20.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1482    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 34

Congrats to the small business owner who filed the suit here and has now been denounced by the president as a "sleaze bag" controlled by foreign interests.

20.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1380    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

I always thought it was Jennifer Lawrence. Is it not Jennifer Lawrence?

20.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0