Big Boi Szn enjoyer

Congrats, king.

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”

- weed dracula

This is almost perfect

The only problem conservatives had with 1984 was that the socialists were using all the good ideas

Shut the fuck up, Tom. People are dead.

LOL

Wake up > run 10 miles> spend the day eating tacos and drinking mich ultra.

Easiest money you'll ever make

hold on now only we're allowed to do the elder abuse nooooo sir please don't sign that M4A executive order! that mug is not a real worlds greatest president award!!!

The Mother of all Segues incoming

she kill on my penalty til i expire

That's right

Least depraved CBP officer

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

The list has not steered me wrong yet

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Original post where Nick says "I learn more on X."

Here you go. My only regret is I can't see how the all time ratio has progressed since yesterday

Thank you for the update, he has now blocked me. Which makes me sad, bc I was monitoring that all time ratio

I think he makes it his business to never learn a lesson under any circumstances

“You’re gonna die for a ‘multicultural economic zone?’”

“Someone is.”

This is not a genuine Frog and Toad quote.

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Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand

The words:

Shut the fuck up!!!!?

NFL getting Bad Bunny + FIFA sucking up to Trump is gonna have flyover chuds calling it “hand egg” by the summer

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

This is really what separates Trump from Stephen Miller. He'll make it 11/14ths of the way through the 14 words and then stop to complain about Mike Tirico.

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