Big Boi Szn enjoyer

Loser ass team. 5 games behind America's Team

Pocket Pancakes stay winning

Hell yeah Brewers let’s go Brewers baby

Hell yeah

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

It’s very funny that the left wing is subject to constant internal and external hand-wringing about the Crisis of Masculinity and the right wing is full of guys panicking about how sex with your wife is gay and traveling makes you a woman

Nothing can be done when you meet God's chosen team for the 2025 season. Not their fault at all

They're right and right for saying it

over here we're all making the Hulk Hogan jokes while over there at X The Everything App they're asking Grok if it's true

Most likely caused by woke

The Packers used to have Tomczak, now they’ve locked up Zach Tom.

Thanks to the MAHA movement, we now have pure beef tallow cigarettes. #MAHA

Gotta hand it to the terror group ISIL for the phrase "Pick up a Bible and head to hooters".

Raphael the Ninja Turtle was the original sigma male

I just want what they have

Unc still got it

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Usually, to be a teams best WR, you need to be able to catch the ball. This is, however, not the case with green bay. Scientists cannot explain it.

I know this isn't the your, but we all need to contemplate how stupid things must be if Jake Paul thinks the world is too dumb to survive

Lady leaders vs dads of daughters

Battle for the center right of the Democrat party

"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025

WORLD — Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."

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