Doug Warren's Avatar

Doug Warren

@dougwar40k.bsky.social

In the grim, Doug future of Bluesky, there is only Warren.

733 Followers  |  2 Following  |  6,983 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2024
Posts Following

Posts by Doug Warren (@dougwar40k.bsky.social)

Text message exchange:

Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion β€” that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement.

Receiver: my grandpa is dead.

Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

Text message exchange: Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion β€” that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement. Receiver: my grandpa is dead. Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

I should change my number

22.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1161    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12

"You guys are getting [apologies]?"

03.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is... is that what a halibut looks like?!

03.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Unfortunately your so-called 'homeland' is clearly within the Sharpie line on this ancient Google map illustrating my nation's territory."

02.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't make a person a luddite, antitech, anti progress, to say that a technology should not be imposed on people out of the blue, without people having a choice in the matter. That's what's happening with AI. We're being force fed.

28.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm pretty slow, even for a dumb guy."

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If You're Kong You're Kong.

01.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any machine that thinks for you in no way possible is leading to a better future in any scenario.

28.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S TIME TO PLAY LE MUSIQUE
IT'S TIME TO CHOP OFF TÊTES

28.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It becomes increasingly clear over the course of the 1990s _Trek_ series, _DS9_ especially, that there aren't a lot of security cameras. Even a policeperson like Odo has a few pointed at his actual holding cells, but that's seemingly it. Cameras must be illegal?

28.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You're [a professional musician]: you have to start getting used to this."

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Growing more complex by the day: How should journalists govern use of AI in their products? Like so many sectors of the economy, the news industry is hurtling toward a future where artificial intelligence plays a major role β€” grappling with questions about how much the technology is used, wh...

Here's my answer to the question in the headline: they should govern it...by not resorting to it. By sidestepping its use. By going on without it. By. Not. Using it. AI can be manipulated and you can be fed falsehoods and you could spread them to millions of people before you realize. Don't use it.

28.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Casting Mark Proksch as the villain is a bold choice.

28.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget that it's driving up electricity prices, cornering the market on computer memory and thus choking out non-AI electronics, and contributing to a stock bubble that will decimate the economy when it pops.

28.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In summary: AI rots critical thinking, hallucinates, is shaped by the hyper-wealthy pedos that own it, its data centres guzzle water we can't spare, it will help lay off millions, we can't trust photos anymore & it keeps recommending nuclear war. But yeah, nice memes, dipshits!!

27.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Seems to me that the one giant big enough to smash your super-cage choosing to materialize exactly inside your shiny new super-cage is a total jerk move.

28.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of Pete, Montresor.

28.02.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Une laid merefuquee.

28.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Kansas invalidates driver’s licenses, birth certificates of over 1,000 transgender residents The Kansas state government has invalidated the driver’s licenses and birth certificates of transgender residents who changed the gender on those documents, in accordance with a law that took effect o...

When fascists take rights away from a group of people, they never stop there. Eventually, they come for everything. Invalidating the drivers licenses of trans people in Kansas is just the start. Who will be next?

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

27.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 46
Preview
The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

26.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9576    πŸ” 3150    πŸ’¬ 525    πŸ“Œ 116

"AI turns idiots in the workplace from a distraction into a menace. Everyone now seems as smart as everyone else unless you lock them in a Faraday cage and force them to explain themselves. And the smart people are getting dumber every day."

26.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As the technology of automation improves, taking more and more jobs from humans, perhaps the only way that the ordinary people can survive will be to band together into humans-only economic alliances. Because eventually such alliances will be the only ones offering humans jobs.

26.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As the technology of automation improves, taking more and more jobs from humans, perhaps the only way that the ordinary people can survive will be to band together into humans-only economic alliances. Because eventually such alliances will be the only ones offering humans jobs.

26.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has parallels to anti-capitalist movements of the past. The difference here, and it's a significant one, is that AI and robotics are a serious, pressing, and existential threat to the fundamental social contract of capitalism: that the capitalists will provide jobs for workers. No longer.

26.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As promoters of AI are thus progressively isolated from more and more of the potential market, and thus potential profits, it will hopefully serve to encourage them, through shareholder pressure, to reduce AI exposure to achieve higher grades and recover their standing in the humans-only market.

26.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This has parallels to anti-capitalist movements of the past. The difference here, and it's a significant one, is that AI and robotics are a serious, pressing, and existential threat to the fundamental social contract of capitalism: that the capitalists will provide jobs for workers. No longer.

26.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As promoters of AI are thus progressively isolated from more and more of the potential market, and thus potential profits, it will hopefully serve to encourage them, through shareholder pressure, to reduce AI exposure to achieve higher grades and recover their standing in the humans-only market.

26.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the same time, consumers, as individuals and groups, could register their tolerance for AI usage by setting a minimum grade for organizations they will patronize.

Over time, perhaps, this system could become the basis for networks of businesses and consumers who deal exclusively with each other.

26.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the same time, consumers, as individuals and groups, could register their tolerance for AI usage by setting a minimum grade for organizations they will patronize.

Over time, perhaps, this system could become the basis for networks of businesses and consumers who deal exclusively with each other.

26.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Consumers would then use these grades to decide where to transact their business, and where to withhold it.

There will need to be some sort of registry to track and administer such a system, and some standards for gathering and evaluating evidence to arrive at the grades. The sooner the better.

26.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0