sarge

No I hate them and they must suffer

I’ve become too predictable I have to reinvent myself this year 💀

goD DAMN when am i gonna learn to shut the fuck up

I DON’T WRITE GOODLY UNDER PRESSURE

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If I start anything new I will literally kill myself

Imperiled also came to mind but that sounds more nichely dramatic than endangered 💀

I prefer endangered

need to go back to my roots

(writing morally grey characters that kill people)

fic where Draco reads a health magazine and is convinced he’s going to die because he’s been eating copious amounts of red40

For your consideration,,, (I haven’t read it in a long time but Beach)

archiveofourown.org/works/199824...

we gotta go door to door like the Kirby man with the pros and cons I swear

YOURE IN THE RIGHT PLACE 👹

I regret to inform you it made them Stupid

A woman in armour sleeps against a tree in a misty graveyard. Luminous fox spirits surround her. From behind the tree, the ghost of a woman smiles down at her.

The Sleeper 🌙

thank u for your sacrifice to the cause 🫡

It had to be done I fear

I need enablers

Screenshot of fic summary and tags superimposed on a lipstick background, reads as follows: “Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—” “Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.” He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.” “Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.” Tags: Auror Draco Malfoy,Blushing Draco Malfoy, Tattooed Draco Malfoy, Oblivious Draco Malfoy, Co-workers, Banter, Crack-ish, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Body Worship, Praise Kink, Veritaserum Potion (Harry Potter), Pining, Smut, Choking, Orgasm Denial, plot snuck into my porn, The plot is that they fuck

Can we be freaks on this site yes or no because I been keeping this #dramione WIP a secret from bird app

archiveofourown.org/works/587475...

so I heard listing stuff related to your interests is appropriate here. let's try this

- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa

Marked 💀🐍

No that’s exactly what I’ve been doing to everybody I find 😵‍💫

i'm struggling sO bad

fanart of the hellmo gif (elmo raising his arms, backlit by the fires of hell)

WE ARE BORN ANEW

i'm so confused idk who anyone is or what I'm even doing