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Still the funniest Everton thing ever on twitter I’ve ever seen maybe with the exception of the Fanta scruff thread

Sadly I agree, apparently his agent is a bellend

He’s unreal, give him a new contract asap,keep him here the beautiful bastard

Ndiaye is some fucking player

He’s dynamite 🧨

Same😌

Fuck him the demon cunt

One of the evilest men ever, knew one of the other evilest men ever…..who knew?

'If Russians do come, I want Seamus Coleman in the trenches with me'

Exactly……Chosen

Congrats mate👍

Absolute disgrace that will be the first nail in footballs coffin….PATHETIC

Just saw Grealish's interview after the game there. Deary me, I think he's second only to my kids now. And that's getting closer.

They change when we’re involved I’ve noticed

Palace fans must hate Everton, how the fuck are we winning this 😂

Mate I can only offer my condolences and hope your life gets easier and better 🙏

From a poster called “just shower thoughts“ reading: when people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically, changing the present by doing something small, barely anyone in the present to really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

I may have found my defining quote.

Pair this with my pinned post and you will see what I mean!

🙋🏽

Slow Horses 👍🏻

Who doesn’t love Tim Curry…. Legend

I’ve just found a half alive fly under my shoe and that knows more about football than him

Love this film

Gary Oldman is amazing 👍

My favourite show right now

Normally I’d be fuming after getting beat by tele clapping cunts, but not today, I can see a genuine ray of light….love love the new blues UTFT

Everton were the better side in that half ,I doubt many will be at their ground .