Richelle Haberman

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

AFGE, the largest federal employee union, is calling for the immediate termination of Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller for smearing their slain union member Alex Pretti as a “domestic terrorist.”

I hope people are starting to understand it will take more than four years and one new president to fix everything broken in this country.

Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

The Governors of the free States of America, particularly Democratic states, need to hold a summit to create a deliberative body and as a framework for collective action against those who would wage war against those states

Home ownership is now inaccessible for about 75% of U.S. households that aspire to buy a house, according to the National Association of Home Builders.

NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO STOP UNLESS WE MAKE IT STOP.

#FightFascism #FascismInAmerica

Seems like it was only last year MAGAs were shouting, No more wars, and Release the Epstein files.

Having to be constantly the bigger person is how we partially ended up in this political situation imo

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

In the Netherlands, burnout is a legally recognized reason for sick leave, and workers are entitled to at least 70% of their salary for up to 104 weeks of illness.

people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership

Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this

HERITAGE FOUNDATION: "Nice state ya got there. Pity if anything happened to it."

INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."

Congrats, Miami, on the win! Eileen Higgins has won the 2025 mayoral election becoming the city’s first Democratic mayor in 30 years. And a huge thank-you to all the poll workers and volunteers who made it possible! 💙🌊

Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.

"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

I can’t explain it, but checking out at Aldi‘s makes me feel like I am going through security at the airport…

Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.

Anytime you’re feeling embarrassed, remember that Clay Higgins woke up this morning to the realization he was the only one in the whole ass Congress who voted to defend pedophiles.

He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.

Will nobody think about inadvertently causing reputation damage to rich idiots?

The price of a home in America has nearly doubled in the last 10 years.

Saw someone ask if Megyn Kelly’s middle name is R.

i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"

“You missed all the fun. There was a shooting at Total Wine.”

“The liquor store is supposed to be a safe and happy place. They need to stop bringing boy problems into girl rooms.”

Good gawd this child