learned my lesson. i understand what jojo was singing about with her hit song “karma”

when people speak british it really throws me off

💍💒

CHAT DONT TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME

“did i tell you about my gay black friend with the nuts”

gonna get two kids and name one siobhan and the other thackery

“we can go back in time to 1939. you know with the whole thing in germany”

Been feeling off this week and I think it’s because it’s been at least two weeks since I’ve had a Jell-O shot.

SAMS BACK

can we get back into bsky y’all

Scientists Uncover 44,000-Year-Old Well-Preserved Wolf in Siberian Permafrost A remarkable 44,000-year-old wolf found in Siberia’s permafrost is giving scientists unprecedented insights into the Ice Age’s top predators.

A wolf frozen in time. 🐺❄️ Scientists in Siberia uncovered a 44,000-year-old wolf preserved in permafrost, complete with skin, fur, and organs. This rare find offers new insights into wolf evolution, ancient ecosystems, and the microbes that lived inside them.

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I CANT KEEP WORKING

@atdubs.bsky.social UR BIO IS REALLY FUNNY

twin towers pizza… sure!

phone call with aunt got so dull she asked me if im listening to good music

just found out there are mountain lions in illinois, gonna have to move

💍

can u get his contact info for me

fully just talked to jenna and hayley for three hours on ft i’ve never been better

HAHAH

im so excited

i miss brooke

Thought I was being normal but then got yelled at multiple times to stopped being depressed at the function. Let a girl be a little emo damn

“ive gotten really good at profiling stink”

there is not a single part of me that isn’t in pain rn

Realizing the reason I don’t have a bf is bc I simply refuse to speak to a man

“maybe i need to be a lesbian.” - dave, jenna’s dad

cannot wait to get forklift certified

OH JOY

JUST WENT ON BLUESKY TO SAY HOW MUCH I MISS YOU