fin

The t shirt cannon is so beautiful. We took an implement of war and made it about clothes. It makes me want to cry

caffeinating myself so i can have executive dysfunction but faster

i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this

LEGAL SEA FOODS established 1950 RESTAURANT AND BAR

people keep asking questions about my seafood restaurant which are already answered by the name of my seafood restaurant

Some wildbee illustrations I made for one of my children's books! I tried to stay as realistic as possible so the kids can actually use them for identifying species, while giving them just an ounce of "cute" with their eyes to make them a bit more endearing ☺️🐝

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’ Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the word “cum.”

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word "Cum"

you would literally not believe the emails we get at work

A beaver inspecting a pumpkin

Filbert’s up to pumpkin

In this work, I shall pour my hatred, my malice, my desire for revenge. A vista of static yields to three large figures marching confidently.

Doll’s Eyes is a real forest plant that exists, because nature is full of beautiful horrors.

Cool. Cool cool cool.

the other really destructive thing about men only being kind to women they want to fuck is it makes it seem like any man being kind to you must want to fuck you. it makes it difficult and loaded and sometimes stressful to just...receive kindness.

A mother reported her son missing in March. Police kept the truth from her for months. Bettersten Wade’s search for her adult son ended when she discovered that an officer had run him over — and without telling her, authorities buried him in a pauper’s field.

A Mississippi mother who spent 7 months searching for her son discovered that an off-duty officer ran him over less than an hour after he left the house.

Authorities then buried him without notifying his family

Justice Thomas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds The justice failed to repay much, perhaps all, of the $267,230 loan. His benefactor wiped the slate clean, with ethical and potential tax consequences.

My staff on the Senate Finance Committee has uncovered new, damning information about Clarence Thomas' loan from his friend Anthony Welters to purchase a luxury RV.

Turns out, he never repaid a significant portion of the loan and then failed to disclose it on his ethics filings.

A yellow telescopic pole hanging from a living room ceiling light

Changed the light bulb with this handy light bulb changing pole but now I can’t release the suction cup so this is how I live now

the best part of having pets is watching them make their little decisions all day. will i go into this room or this one? do i want to get in my bed or play with my toy? much to consider

one of the worst characteristics of modern capitalism is that profitability isn’t enough; these ghouls demand Facebook level growth from every company or else they’ll gut it and sell it for scrap. evil people, evil times.

hello (hello)(echoes) anybody care me

this is 10% luck
20% gills
15% concentrated power of gills
5% pleasure
50% scales
100% reasons I'm a fish in a lake

we need a high school musical 4 where sharpay & ryan get elected to the senate