can't eat every ass :*(
01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can't eat every ass :*(
01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the original version was the first Spanish meme/webcomic I ever saw. it opened me up to a whole new side of the internet.
01.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pre-salted the front porch and driveway right before the snow started sticking haha yes
22.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh no, the algorithm brought me to a chubby hairy dude of Nordic ancestry who's into mushrooms, is in touch with his emotions, and likes to post videos of himself cooking in his boxer-briefs.
22.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Take a string cheese.
Nuke it 10 seconds.
Eat your melted cheese packet.
Exidia sp?
21.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mmm....stick raisins....
21.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It me.
20.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0International Hut of Pizza
19.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one of my early queer heroes - Black Kali Ma's album came out around the same time i did, and that led me to Dicks and Sister Double Happiness.
18.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Didn't realize you were in a band with Gary! Which one?
18.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When the snow piles melt and reveal their hidden garbage
17.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0U need dis.
17.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...and I was called up shortly after posting this!
17.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am not amused.
MFW I showed up early to my appointment at the DMV, but I'm still waiting for my license to be renewed over two hours later.
17.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Aye. Perfection is the enemy of progress.
I had a friend from Maryland who was vegetarian except for crab.
Free name for a Filipino meal kit subscription service
17.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adobo Creative Suite
17.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0$30 is the new $20
16.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My sense of humor:
16.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BWAHAHAAHAAA
16.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give in good faith,dammit
16.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 030-day Poop-Without-Your-Phone Challenge
15.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kitten 1
Kitten 2
Kittens!
Kitty kitty
13.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We one of ours just had a couple kittens, should be ready to adopt in a few weeks
13.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Every so often, I go back and re-watch the Slow Mo Guys video where Dan's dick flops out.
13.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's a considerable learning curve when you go from ripping CDs to DVDs and Blu-ray, but it's hella rewarding once you get comfortable with manual mode in MakeMKV and know your way around MKVToolNix.
12.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apropos of absolutely nothing, one of my favorite Spanish words is "crujipollo," a portmanteau of "crujiente" (crunchy) and "pollo" (chicken) for fried chicken.
11.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"PREJUDICE" written in big red horror movie-esque type at the beginning of a training video
Just started a workplace harassment training course and all I can think is:
...wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes!