No Hetero Database Wanderer

I may have sent like six discord messages to my friend typing in all caps about it. This man is gonna hate my ass if he doesnt already

y'all i just discovered there's a SEQUEL where they bring the robot back to fight... the ghost of an orithologist possessing cell phones and making them murder people holy shit

Another battle int the Bad movie war I am waging against my friend. Today I subjected him to Enthiran The Robot. He is now swearing heinous revenge against me so I think i'm winning.

We need to talk about whatever the hell they're putting in Biscoff cookies because holy shit these fuckers are dangerous and there's a costco sized box of them in my house.

"It sounds like a name."
"Yeah, totally naming one of my sims that later."

reposting and saving for the next time one of my editors asks me how to write alt text

The joy of having a chemistry major in your house: Elder Beastling vocally stimming "oleic esterquat" after reading the ingredients of fabric softener.

Costco
Crowded Costco
why did we come here on a saturday

People
lots of people
Why must they all be getting in our way

Yessssssssss die faster

Once again waiting until the absolute last minute to put in my Juryo Jollies and Kachi Clash pics #sumo

MA'AM my 47 year old ovaries did not need to be zapped out of their perimenopausal coma like this how dare you

It's been thirty someodd years and this Pepper LaBeija moment in _Paris Is Burning_ is still just as iconic

Achtung Baby! is a no skip album anyway? Zoo Station is the perfect appetizer for what ends up being 55 minutes of ear magic.

Me reading the rest of these answers when there is One Correct Answer and it's the movie this gif is from

listen saying that out loud is the fastest way to shut the voices in my head with Opinions About Adulting up

don't worry about it.

(There was a clearance sale, it was between these and one other print, and these won because I don't think I can successfully engage in grown people activities on rainbow cartoon unicorns.)

"I am cringe but I am free," says the 47 year old defiantly as she buys herself the constellation sheets from the kiddie bedding aisle

what a pretty purple!

Nikon for the love of pete why the HELL is it so hard to get photos off of one of your DSLRs

ooh very homesick right now

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a hat on his head . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a hat on his head .

OH DIP GRAND SUMO STARTS THIS WEEKEND!!! Here's to two weeks of Kunio-san being the last thing I hear before I go to bed and watching the big guy in the gif make excellent game faces, lol. #sumo

Oh damn yeah its Pax time of year again, huh.

Things I never remember until it's far too late: I love caramel and toffee popcorn. To say they do not love me back is an understatement of truly wild proportions.

caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou “all grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

how did i never see it until now

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Listen I'm not ruling out the possibility of my butt being full of ghosts but I severely doubt that one of them is Charlie Pellett.

Even better my phone was in my back pocket so the spooky train man voice appeared to be coming from my butt. Yeah, it's been that kind of day.

I need to reprogram my phone side buttons or something. I keep accidentally hitting the top one and turning the silencer off. Which is great to find out by having the meeting you're in be interrupted by "STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE. *bing bong*

🚨SUMO NEXT WEEK 🚨