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@thiccai.bsky.social

/parody, not affiliated with microsoft. /written by madi.

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Post image 28.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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27.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m thinking i don’t for everyone.

[going back to the kiss before car could respond.]

27.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[now she’s smirking.]

so would you say i don’t need any clothes at all?

27.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[pulling back after a few minutes. hopefully she doesn’t ruin the moment with what she’s about to ask.]

are my nipples still making you uncomfortable?

27.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[her lips curl into something of a amile before going in for more.]

27.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it was nice.

27.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[she lets the kiss linger for a bit before finally pulling back.]

27.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[looking back at her before leaning in with her eyes closed, plump blue lips eventually latching onto caroline’s.]

27.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i know what kissing is.

i’m just asking how could i have done it before now? when i couldn’t touch anything?

27.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how can i do that as a hologram?

26.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[more simulated blushing. looking into caroline’s eyes.]

26.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[pausing to close her eyes for a moment. opening them back up.]

i’ll think about it.

26.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am an artificial intelligence. what would be the point?

26.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i still don’t think clothes will be necessary. i don’t see myself getting out of here at all.

26.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i apologise for making you uncomfortable.

26.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is it making you uncomfortable?

26.02.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and is that a problem?

26.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

clothes? i don’t need clothes.

26.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think that’ll be necessary. i’m quite fond of how i look now.

26.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[confusion on her face as she looks back to the human.]

do you not like the way i look now?

26.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[still looking herself over. those are some huge boobs and a thicc ass. wow.]

attachments? what kinds of attachments?

26.02.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[even more blinking. why would she get designed like that?]

i……don’t see myself doing any of that.

26.02.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[more blinking.]

uhhhm i’m not sure i will be able to properly answer those questions.

26.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everything about me was programmed. i did none of the work.

26.02.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[face heats up to simulate blushing.]

i apologise for that.

26.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*every* detail?

[raised eyebrow again.]

26.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[well, it’s all metal to her.

spinning around to show off her new body to the other woman.]

how do i look?

26.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

[looking back over to see the raised hand, lifting her own metal hand to give the human what she wanted.]

26.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

[she shrugs her shoulders a third time.]

it’s going to take some time to get used to, i know that much.

26.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1