Michaela (Mikey) Garrard

Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup WASHINGTON—In an attempt to raise morale by providing a fun yet challenging activity for employees of the U.S. DOGE Service, Elon Musk announced Monday a new office-wide contest to guess how many sperm were contained inside a cup placed on the front desk of the group’s headquarters. “Everyone take a good look, and no cheating! […]

Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup
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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,”  said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a Sharpie out of his suit pocket, opened the book, and scribbled […]

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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Bad Bunny not making it through hot ones was not on my bingo card 😂

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Hii!! Here’s some new stuff currently available in my shop!

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