lottel

What if I changed the entire visual style of my game? Just for giggles

Fixed camera controls in my game and decided to celebrate by playing in the worst match of mvm I've ever played

Looking for a snack
Let's all go to the lobby
Get her out of slacks
Like worklife is my hobby
Head game out of wack
Uh oh getting sloppy
Hitting it from the back
like her name's shinzo abe

Twitch Twitch is the world

PLAYING A VIDEO GAME WITH A FRIEND! EXCLAIMATION MARK!

HE'S GOING TO READ THIS EVENTUALLY SO HERE'S A SECRET MESSAGE FOR HIM:

made you look, idiot
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The DARE Lion might as well just fucking retire, you assholes

...why not just Kent? Or, like, Super Kent? Power Kent?

She goblin on my green until I'm something of a scientist myself

a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head . ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

pokémon fans when they have to wait an extra year

I’m just a little confused here, Steve. I’m Doctor Doom. I assume the robots with serious reservations about indiscriminate use of force in a complex geopolitical environment are called Stevebots. Is this a Stevebot factory, Steve? Am I in the wrong building?

Quinn Hughes going from the poster boy for the Canucks comeback to one of the most hated players in the league in a one season span is so incredibly jarring as a Canucks fan.

This is going to be written about in sports history books.

AND pokopia

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YouTube video by LAUREN RECORDS GUPPY - Texting & Driving (Official Audio)

youtu.be/zj95AJ7IkGU?...

Forgot to hashtag my art as #textmode yesterday so I'll only tag this one as penance.
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At first, I was a child browsing internet forums and Facebook groups, so I had to pretend I knew who homestar runner was.

Then, I was a teenager into they might be giants, so I had to pretend I knew who homestar runner was.

Now all my friends are 40 year old yanks, so I have to pretend I know who-

The elevator music is named because it elevates your mood. It plays in a lift, which lifts your feet.

FIGHT UGLY WIZARD?
YES
→NO

FLIRT? with Rotten Zombie?
→YES!
NO?

Drink with skeleton warrior?
→Yes
No

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When I was
A young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, "Some men,
They blow in
To brass tubes. Hear the noises they are making?
The trombones in their hands?
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(The Black Parade if the dad hadn't skipped breakfast that morning.)

Is it bad enough that it breaks through the Queer Bad Haircut barrier and is just seen as a bad haircut? Or do they think you are a trendy gay?

They aren't innovating!
"What if Godzilla was in Chicago?" is just a godzilla story for people who like to point and go "I know that place"

"What if Godzilla fought the Power Rangers?" "JLA vs Godzilla" whatever. They fight kaiju all the time.

SO.

What if Knuckles fell in love with Godzilla?

Not once has someone tried to fuck godzilla in one of these comics.

Tread new ground. Let Knuckles wanna fuck godzilla. Let it be an Issue.

Bring me onto your podcast, invite me on your stream, call me up during game nights to play an NPC.

I WANT TO BE A GOBLIN IN YOUR LIFE. LET ME VOICE A CREATURE TO LIVE IN YOUR HEAD.

Lying to a computer isn't just a functional necessity and moral imperative, it's fun too.

"this game rewards player skill" what if i dont want that what if i want a random god to accidentally witness my struggle while he's trying to find loose change in his couch and he goes "oh. neat" and zaps me with divine favor