@mirandarider.bsky.social
Akron, Ohio's Dominatrix.
Miho stole my antique erotic Japanese snuff bottle.
Luckily, I caught her in the act of burying it in a hole in the backyard.
She has no remorse.
I got busted making mischief at Harbor Freight.
02.08.2025 14:51 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm extending my vacation to the 31st.
23.07.2025 10:23 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I will be unavailable from
Monday, July 21st, through Sunday, July 27th.
No calls, no texts, no emails, no questionnaires--the only thing I'll be using my phone for is listening to audiobooks.
I'm taking some "me" time."
When your significant other forgets you have a session ...
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18.07.2025 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 019?
17.07.2025 12:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will be unavailable from
Monday, July 21st, through Sunday, July 27th.
No calls, no texts, no emails, no questionnaires--the only thing I'll be using my phone for is listening to audiobooks.
I'm taking some "me" time."
Please welcome the latest addition to my arsenal, "Chubby Baby."
14.07.2025 12:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Not OJ Simpson. He is not welcome in The Confessional.
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Got juice?
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Last night, the fireworks were frightening Miho, so I gave her 2 doggy Xanax.
Bitch got lit.
Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
03.07.2025 17:02 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I think I might be due for a vacation because last night I accidentally called my boyfriend "baby girl."
29.06.2025 12:18 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know. I just needed a clever caption for the picture, and it was the best I could come up with.
According to the vet, she's actually "reverse brindle."
She has curves.
27.06.2025 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is my trained attack worm. His name is Vermicelli.
23.06.2025 18:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My garden has a creepy 'lil pond.
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I'm starting to not know what color my dog is.
23.06.2025 12:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Jeepers, Velma! Is that a scooby snack in your panties?
18.06.2025 01:21 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Are you really into masturbation denial/accountability but can't afford regular visits to a prodomme?
Give the #Mormons a try!
Check out the roleplay I'm doing next week. Your girl will be playing the part of Daphne, of course. π
12.06.2025 13:49 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0I had a 3 hour session booked with a new client and he irritated me so badly that I kicked him out before he even got undressed.
Impressive.
I would like to point out that this fabulous gear came from an Etsy store--Support Small Businesses! π
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Is it just me, or does this picture make me look like a fragile lamp?
01.06.2025 00:55 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0π
29.05.2025 11:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No luck.
28.05.2025 12:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That is very odd. I'm going to try and order one and see what happens.
28.05.2025 12:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks so much!
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