Jesse

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

Important things in the lifelong pursuit of cozy

when i die, i hope it’s .mov

I’m thinking about the little girl who is obsessed with the bugonia trailer

this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me

trying to have a lovely planner setup cafe day and someone behind me is discussing his lawsuit against his wife who tried to kill him. how am I supposed to focus on myself!?

the sexual tension between me and the guy pressed up against the automatic back doors of the bus as passengers shuffle off

I loved Collin Powell in spy kids 3d

from a very young age I knew I wanted to monologue

should I cum join the squad? 🧑‍🌾

and that dumptruck ass

victor sourced it big for the same reasons he got long limbs… for scale

Jacob Elordi in his Frankenstein makeup with his stunt double on the set of the Frankenstein movie

he has a monster cock and that’s actually why he’s called Frankenstein’s monster

me on sniffies with the intent of completely wasting a man’s time: hey

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

I think about this tweet every day

AI? Ass, Init?

The culture around AI so non-coincidentally mimics mansplaining. Like oh the uncritical way you’re navigating your life made you 1) assume I didn’t know what generative AI could do despite it being shoved at us at every turn, and 2) ignore my explicit ask for a human being with a skill

put a call out for ppl good at photoshop for a lil edit I need and ended up getting a lot of intel on how various types of ppl view AI — bc so many of them replied to my explicit ask for a human being by informing me my iPhone or Gemini could do it (also lol it literally cannot)

many years ago I added cascadas Christmas album to my holiday playlist and it doesn’t hit the same now but I don’t have the heart to remove it cuz I’m like… i bet the bump in streams is a lovely little Christmas gift

no matter what happens, nobody can ever take away the drunk snaps my mom sends me and I think that’s beautiful

great to hear of a well functioning agency in this day and age

Don’t worry you are, to me, first and foremost, a joke

my listening is 99% women so that seems like a major oversight

switched to Apple Music and I can say the most noticeable thing is how much apple overestimated I want to hear a man

THis JaCkEt!?

Ultimately yes your lack of bitchiness undermines the validity of the joke but it was just so punchy and i couldn’t think of another word that had the same Jenny say qua

I love when I pretend I’m gonna eat my dogs and they don’t even react. Like damn bitch you really think I’m not built like that huh

Is it bitch?

A blonde woman with 50s inspired curly hair is in a pinstrip suit against a worn dark gray background. Little white bird silhouettes fly across her torso. At the top of the screenshot, her name “cam” is written

It’s giving the country singer Cam’s new album visuals

lads, are we moisturizing our dick and balls ?