Jesse

me when I’m done taking 20 loads: Tip me over and pour me out!

hi I’m James. I live inside my friend’s giant peach tit

someone at my work muttered to themselves about the seat being left up but then also immediately took off their shoes to shit in the work restroom so… I just think they care about unique things

my coworkers have clocked me this week for casually saying “amalgamation” and “it’s giving cuneiform” but I won’t apologize for knowing things

going to start asking people who do fantasy football if they’re “fantasizing”

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

I’m not a hater (which is why I don’t do it). It just would be so silly (and I am first and foremost a clown).

anytime someone captions a photo of themselves with “is this anything?” it takes everything in me to resist replying “no. hope this helps!”

I hate locktober. get them out of there!!!

I guess it’s true what my grandma said. You can’t expect to hear from every man you let suck your tit at the bar just bc you let them suck your tit. so RIP grandma u were full of wisdom

the cover of the book foundation by Issac Asimov. It shows his name and a rocket shooting in front of of a sun

every time I read my #book I think to myself “Isaac Ass-To-Mouth”

grabbing with its back legs. all stretched out. eating seeds with its paws like hungry spiderman

just watched a squirrel hang upside down from one of my sunflowers. it was sick as fuck. what a great way to start the day

Album cover of the debut album from Gatlin called “The eldest daughter.” The album is a woman in a red dress perched in the branches of a desiduous tree with no leaves over a body of water

anyways here’s an album that’s actually good that dropped today

your alt text excluding any mention of your massive labia is problematic

Cover for a tv show called “my kind of country.” Three people in colorful outfits are centered with the name of the show in front of them. At the top it reads that Reece Witherspoon and Kacey Musgraves are executive producers.

every commercial I see for the cbs white people in country music reality show makes me mad bc “my kind of country” already exists and is so compelling and explores such interesting facets of country music while being infinitely more diverse

excited to get my jeedo jwimsuit and take it to the beach in my jag!

in my social circle, the meme of calling things that are made of denim whatever its name is but starting with a j- will never die

did you know I’m the only horny person at Folsom and all I got was pee on this t-shirt

The way I’m edging to Waymo is counter-culture

got the friends and family discount at this cafe for being visibly a f*ggot

can’t wait to find out LIVE in person

literally just butting into convos at work

tho many people wish I was at least remorseful even if I didn’t stop

I love meddling and I won’t apologize for that

Oooh yes! my top 3 are hard, disappearing man, and glum which I can only ever pronounce as gloom

name your favs!

shotgunning a bud light as performance art

I'm seeing some people post this and not realize this is PART of the radicalization. Building an audience from reasonable sounding videos and converting them into the pipeline. Weiss is doing this now as I get The Free Press ads about things like "low tech parenting" and workout fads.

last week we were interacting in the group chat like a work teams chat.
this week we’re typing emoticons as replies instead of emojis.
we’re creating and cycling through new trends at a glorious and fun-filled pace and it’s just for us <3