dollar store steve brule 🦋✨🏹

sooo we still can’t make our bluesky pages private can we.

worst day of my LIFE, what do you THINK 😒

gonna take up a new vibe at work - gonna respond to everything with the same exasperation as napoleon dynamite when his grandma asks him how his day was

twitter is a cesspool. be glad you're not on it. i go there for shitposts

not a dumb question - asking shows you care! <3 it's exciting in that Washington has no state taxes so ill essentially get a pay raise haha

i dont even know man. some days im alright most days im just holding it together. im sure it's the truth for a lot of people right now! still battling hives, still grieving my sister, and moving at the end of the month. freya had a mast cell tumor removed!

o HAI!!!! i just saw this, it was awesome - i had pizza bread and my favorite salad and got a film camera ill use after we move! THANK YOU FRIEND!

just dry weather and the violent winds - and from there more start because of the embers that get blown around. still no evacuation orders but that’s bc it’s north of the freeway that divides us. we’re literally just on the other side of the freeway.

we’re right outside the evacuation warning perimeter but right on the corner. got a suitcase packed and waiting to hear but will not be sleeping tonight :( so scary man

i live in pasadena and while we have not gotten evacuation orders yet i’m utterly sick with fear. :( pls keep us in your thoughts. this is so scary.

i hear that! having to rent garbage units would be so much better if we were allowed to renovate. i could live in my unit if i was allowed to update the shitty workmanship!

what drives me nuts is a lot of the ideas are for people who own their homes. lets be real - in 2025, more people rent than own.

i wish it was more than 1 million, but yay!

i dunno if anyone will see this - but anyone have #homeoffice inspiration for a #remotejob person? decor, arrangements, tech, anything!

hehe

100%

yay for both!

why do food influencers chew like that

valid lol

OH NO you’ve awoken reel big fish from the recesses of my mind please put me out of my misery lmao

always thought blood pudding sounded metal too lol

a small gray medium length hair cat rests flat across the top of a sofa with a holiday tree in the background illuminated with string lights

cat do a rest 😴🎄🐱

i love that the zelda games consider this - i reference the control reminders frequently!

working from home is so cool. for instance, i just cleaned a toilet before my next meeting. the future is so cool.

links awakening was so good! sadly i’ve played all the zelda switch games. i will give cat cafe manager a try it sounds so cute! thank you!

i need some cozy game recs for nintendo switch. i’ve got 2 weeks off coming up and im already almost done with echoes of wisdom

this is peak meal portioning

do you save the most delicious part of the dish for last? :P

so true i agree