How did Shayne almost perfectly paint Ilyaβs butt two years early?
04.02.2026 09:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jimmycontour.bsky.social
Mostly here just entertaining myself
How did Shayne almost perfectly paint Ilyaβs butt two years early?
04.02.2026 09:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Half my likes are big dicks and the other half are hypno something-or-other
I fear Iβve found my answer to the annoying-ass question βinto?β
I meanβ¦. It *is* still a tv show after all. Only so much they can do beyond head, missionary, doggy.
Now, if someone wanted to produce some more explicit parody videosβ¦..
Probably would. Guess weβll never knowβ¦.
30.01.2026 16:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently yes.
Though itβs more that my face and thighs are frozen. Not too bad.
Do I freeze my ass off and go for a quick walk?
29.01.2026 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That sounds so fur π
28.01.2026 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After a marathon session at the gym, he's now just a mindless himbo. His once sharp mind now echoes with the mantra 'Serve, Worship, Obey', his body glistening with sweat, his eyes vacant, lost in the pleasure of submission. He's become the perfect drone for his Master.
03.01.2025 18:27 β π 79 π 13 π¬ 1 π 3Made for my cock.
28.01.2026 13:29 β π 108 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0So what youβre saying isβ¦ go further?
27.01.2026 23:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It helps to remember there are none of those guys actually on here.
27.01.2026 20:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grrrβ¦. Why do I have to work when all I want to do is be on here all day for the nice guys who want to talk to me and tell me what to do?
27.01.2026 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Something to do instead of going for a walk tonightβ¦..
Ideas? Inspiration? π
ββ AN INNOCENT PRANKββ
Nico Coopa & Jayden Marcos
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26.01.2026 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tired. Do I watch YouTube, sleep, or like random posts on here in an attempt to be noticed by some guys?
26.01.2026 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tried that once or twice. The body does not bend in such a wayβ¦ and the aim was off.
25.01.2026 02:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, do I wanna meet a guy Iβd be okay saying βyes sirβ to on a regular basis?
Huhβ¦
Honestly, itβs kind of been an issue for a few weeks now. Wtf?
24.01.2026 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOhh yes Sirβ got me thinking of a sex toy with a drawstring or button or something and that got me wondering what other phrases that toy would be able to say
23.01.2026 19:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seriously, why does a deep, commanding voice work so well for me?? π₯΅
23.01.2026 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could never. Haha
Good on ya!
Damn, that looks painful
22.01.2026 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Talking about sounds like an awful lot of thinking about itβ¦.
22.01.2026 23:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs pretty good. Still kind of getting started so Iβm not really sure where itβs going yet
22.01.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright, on to Heated Rivalry episode 2
22.01.2026 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Soβ¦. Do I be horny for a little bit or just go to bed?
22.01.2026 05:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well over a year ago, but whenever the next time is, maybe Iβll somehow remember this and see what happens. π
21.01.2026 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But itβs also a small ship where internal sensors record everything, files are barely private, people like their gossip, and thereβs no requesting a transfer to another vessel when ensign whoever was caught in a hypno man milk farm situation after his allotted holodeck time
20.01.2026 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me.
RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files.
Winner will be chosen 1/27!
#hypno #gooner #bator