Jerry

a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup . ALT: a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup .

Having moved most of my money into ketchup futures two days ago seems to have insured my retirement is funded.

I'm guessing he didn't couch his endorsement well. 😉

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

“I can’t wait to see the look on woke liberals’ faces when my kids go hungry.” Rick Jasko, Heirloom Bestower

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts
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Faux news knows

The Trump Tariffs are raising costs and making life less affordable.

This is not liberation day.

It’s recession day in America.

The Economist: “Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful, and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded”

With price increases the Mump trade war is bringing and the plummeting Mump market shrinking my retirement portfolio, will I need to go back to work? I'm sure there are enough jobs for all the laid off federal workers and seniors in the same situation. We can pick lettuce and stuff like that.

I will now be charging more for my posts, due to tariffs.

Stephen Colbert: Some Americans who voted for Trump now suffer buyers’ remorse...

“Kinda hard to feel a lot of sympathy for them. They ordered the turd soup, and then said, 'Waiter, there’s turds in my soup.’

Then they came back four years later and asked, ‘Y’all still have that turd soup?’”

Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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Disgusting in every way

here's what's planned for the future...

DOGE Debunking - emptywheel Running Xitter threads from Momentum Chaser January 30: Fact Check: No evidence US spent $50 million on condoms for Gaza January 30: FACT FOCUS: No evidence that $50 million was designated by the US t...

Thanks to @emptywheel.bsky.social for great fact check compiling of 19 DOGE errors and failures over 28 days...

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Few members have formal Washington experience. Many are software engineers. All seem to have a clear mandate: Shrink and disrupt the federal government. Here are 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk. nyti.ms/4hVe9uh

Well Marco, you are quickly quite the embarrassment. Shame. You're just a suck up to Prez Mump, another slimeball who will do anything for a little power. Remember this day.

Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine

He's the man!

Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

The extreme MAGA Republican budget will close hospitals, shut down nursing homes and deprive children of healthcare.

There are 215 Democrats in the House who actually want to love and cherish Medicaid, not destroy it.

We only need three House Republicans to join us.

Elon—the richest man on Earth—is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.

Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!

Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Republicans have been ordered by their billionaire Puppet Master to end Medicare as we know it.

Democrats have 215 members in the House who can stop this extreme effort.

All we need is three House Republicans to join us.

Inspector General response to email order

This seems to lay out the plan not to comply.