Rye appreciator

He'll end up as a republican; just a matter of time.

For all who celebrate.

The price hike on coffee alone justifies the "French Option".

Who amongst us hasn't wanted to include a middle finger emoji in the name of a file we were sending someone?

Twenty five bucks for a salad? There better be enough shrimp on that thing to keep a sea otter interested.

He spent all day keeping an eye on the birds and squirrels and other neighborhood riff raff. It's very hard!

To roll up to a fire and see some guys Dodge Charger/F-250/Tesla parked in front of the hydrant and either 1) smashing out the windows and running the hoses across the front seats or 2) putting the front end of an engine up against the bumper and pushing it twenty yards down the street.

He was a big, handsome bou! 😊

Militanty flaccid.

That's so damned hard. He looks like he was a lovely dog.

Only inside.

James Bomd gets blown up? Recruit another 007. The king is dead, etc..

Thank you m'am. 😊

Sen. Jeanne Shaheen revealed that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer knew the entire time about the plan for a few Democrats to capitulate to Republicans on the government shutdown. trib.al/pQ5UPqL

Of course he did.

I've been in convenience stores where a bear would be the least of my worries.

If it was a Jets fan the jury would let them walk on the basis of insanity.

Crapping gravel...

Not as cool as it sounds!

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The rectal concrete was, at least sometimes, a feature. A day or two on crackers and cheese and peanut butter would deal with just about any case of lower GI problems.

See? The training is working!

The dog had that coming but I admire the sheer malevolence and premeditation.

Really? Some of them weren't actively terrible and crackers and cheese spread was... unobjectionable. IMO of course. They did get pretty monotonous, I'll give you that.

The omelet was just disgusting.

TFW you end up as a part of a +1 paper towel dispenser.

I'll keep fighting and one way I will is supporting primaries against sell outs and squishes.

May I strongly suggest you go into that fight with a (new) leader that inspires confidence and trust?

Because right now, you don't have that.

Just enough votes to get it over the line and none who have to face the voters in 26? That's just too cute; Schumer has his finger prints all over this craven fiasco.