Danny

I made up a riddle.
Why doesn't Trump wear women's panties?
No ballroom!
😂

A Ballroom Haiku

Golden gaudiness
Won't benefit the people.
Tear it the fuck down!

Here are two questions for y'all:
1. Who asked for a ballroom in the first place?
2. Should the ballroom be torn down, when sanity is restored to the White House?
Bonus question:
Should the Trump family be charged to remove the ballroom and restore the White House?

What?! Now Watergate was a hoax too?

Laszlo Krasznohorkai or Gerard Murnanes? To be honest, I think this could be Pynchon’s year. His newest book, Shadow Ticket, just came out today, and God only knows, he is America’s greatest living writer. And he is pushing 90, so this could be his last chance.

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I’m sorry but Hegseth’s speech this morning was like compelling 800 of the world’s top musicians to come listen to your 10-year-old’s piano recital.

With all the top brass in Quantico tomorrow, is there a designated survivor in case, I dunno, something bad happens?

My keys were raptured. I cant find them anywhere!

I understand the concepts of protocol and diplomacy but why don’t the other delegates just walk out? Is it because the escalators aren’t working?

Can’t wait…

As someone whose heritage is the Kentucky Tennessee border and whose family used to smuggle hooch I am with you on that

Remarkable how the Rose Garden looks more like the patio of an Olive Garden.

If we are already changing the Department of Defense to Department of War, can we change the Department of Health and human Services to the Department of Sickness?

I can only wonder if he wipes his mouth with toilet paper every time he speaks.

All that is missing is a gold-plated pole for Melania to dance on.

Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Harken to my joyful tidings
Of the Golden future time…

August 17, 1945. 80 years since George Orwell published “Animal Farm.”

The only way the Russians will give him Leningrad is if he gives them Constantinople.

Recruitment is up!

Good to see some honest advertising by the government.

My parents used to use this Yiddish term “ungepatchked.” Comparing this to fine design is like comparing a tawdry drag queen to the Venus de Milo.

This is why most experts have been saying that Iran could reconstitute their nuclear program in a matter of months.

It’s also why it’s dangerous to declare victory before you know what you actually accomplished.

Thanks, Charlie!

We are caught in the fascinating juncture of quantum physics (pretend like I know what it is) and geopolitics. Khamenei’s bunker has been hit, but is he dead or alive… or both. I call it Schrödinger’s Khamenei.