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@jakeofonline.bsky.social

Jake, from Online

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Let me buy the mosquito laser

02.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're so bad at driving! And yet!

02.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't wait for you to join us in A League in 2032

28.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks to @bengretch.bsky.social for giving us the gift of Omni

28.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

good morning

28.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have Souped. Time to take more nyquil and go back to sleep. Today seems like a bad day to be awake anyways.

28.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 16896    🔁 6527    💬 462    📌 550

I get that this is bad, but...it would also be very bad if Congress authorized it!

28.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Excited* to go through this information environment where AI videos, other fake videos, authentic but reused videos about an entirely different thing and random shit all compete with authentic footage.

28.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 92    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

You're a queen

28.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
28.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Why do I know exactly who wrote this

28.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.

27.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 1197    🔁 405    💬 5    📌 1
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We live in such a stupid world

27.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The beers are definitely the hardest part of this

27.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tomorrow is Pokémon Day, Bellibolt is my favorite electric type, and this little guy was only $3 at Walmart.

26.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mouse droids!

26.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

T3 is extremely good dog-coded

26.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So much better than the R4. All my homies hate the R4.

26.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ultimately I think I'm unfixable, but the pho was still very good

26.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But then you wouldn't be normal

26.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For me it's simply "don't like other Catholics"

26.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Testing out the theory that some pho could Fix Me

26.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let my buddy Jose run an NBA team

26.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think they're more afraid of people filtering the game out ahead of time because of player count than people actually trying it and having a bad time with the wrong size group

26.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is one of the games that somehow became a core part of my psyche and constantly haunts me

26.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0