Luna La Creme

The "lady dressed as a deer, dude in hunting camo" Halloween couple costume is peak heterosexual energy, where the lady is adorable and the guy is a lazy thumb.

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I thought I lost or got my wallet stolen.

Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.

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The weirdest body sensation is feeling so light and airy from installing good things in EMDR therapy while battling cramps that are just inflaming my bottom half.

Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅

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Sometimes it's important to reflect on yourself to better understand.

That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.

Listen, the creepy "your phone is listening to you" thing is going too far.

I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad.

Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤

Though I did get to use a Slappy dummy in my senior high school musical

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Confession: I wasn't allowed to read the Goosebumps books as a kid.

...I'm consider reading them as an adult.

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I should be at home resting my cramps with chocolate and potatoes while watching Lord of the Rings. Not working.

This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*

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Just found out the person claiming Lexi Love's name is an "AI artist" and I want to RAGE.

No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.

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It's getting dark earlier so my brains like "it's Fall" so I've just started watching horror movies because Halloween

I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible).
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Realizing that going from being a bread baker to a bank teller, I am working with bread in different ways.

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Brock Lesnar returns and they're moving to a network I'd never buy a streaming service through?*

Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them.

*I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.

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I'm a real Texan now, I grilled some Ribs and now I just want to constantly grill

*reads the 75 soft challenge*

"Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?"

(Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)

Me, writing something: I hope no one misinterprets what I say. But I think I made it pretty clear.

People: *misinterprets*

Me: ..... Damnit.

There's something terribly ironic crying to "No More Tears".

Thank you for the music, Ozzy.

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I can't wait to get my new glasses as my eyes are getting strained from rhinestoneing and I don't like it 🫩🫩

An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over

I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives

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Ever get the zoomies but you're over 30 so your body's like "bitch, oh no you don't"

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My Instagram suggested feed is all KPop Demon Hunters content and I'm so pleased

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🗣️🗣️🗣️ Make Evolution yearly!!!

#WWE

Y'all ever have a dream that people you don't like ruined your library books and got your bed stolen? 😅
That was a weird one.

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Good news, I have very healthy eyeballs.

Plot twist: my one eye got better! I didn't know eyes could do that

*realizes I don't work in the food industry anymore*

Does this mean I can watch The Bear now or will I get flashbacks?

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Pittsburgh got Raw and Smackdown in one night?!

Honestly jealous AF lol

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Honestly, I wasn't mad at Ginger until she hated on Saint Bernards 😤😤 Girl, have you ever met one of those precious babies?? #rupaulsdragrace