Dylan Lyons (he/him)

"somewhere" over the rainbow? could you be a LITTLE more specific please?? I'm trying to find these fuckin bluebirds

Hey parents maybe don’t encourage your kids to pick up turtles out of the pond in Central Park. It’s cruel and can transmit diseases both ways. This girl just picked one up and carried it pretty far from the pond and I yelled at her family “Enjoy salmonella!”

Demi Lovato’s new song is a banger I fear

We gave him multiple standing ovations so we can say you were there 😝

Selfie of me and Brad Lander

Met NYC’s #1 mensch, @bradlander.bsky.social at the @nywfp.bsky.social state gathering today!

Omg it’s playing a third time

Luke’s*

Is Oliver looks dad?

S1 ep12 The Secret!

This is niche but the Veronica Mars theme song playing twice in the episode of The OC I’m watching is sending me

Going to Starbucks after the dentist like “I’ll have a grande blood and listerine iced coffee”

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

Ok Belly is pissing me off. And not just bc she’s in college and still going by “Belly”

BREAKING: In a First, Majority of Democratic Senators Vote to Stop Arming Israel 26 Democrats joined Bernie Sanders in his effort to end certain weapons' sales to Israel - but were blocked by 70 pro-war senators, including every Republican present. Here's how the vote went.

zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...

Mamdani: We are reminded no matter how strong our gun laws are in this state, we are only as safe as the weakest laws in this nation.

Happy birthday Jesse!!! 🥳

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

NYC - Mayoral Polling Head to Head:

🔵 Mamdani: 52%
🟢 Cuomo: 40%

Zenith / July 24, 2025

NYC - Mayoral Polling:

🔵 Mamdani: 50%
🟢 Cuomo: 22%
🔴 Silwa: 13%
🟣 Adams: 7%

Zenith / July 24, 2025

Public Progress Solutions and Zenith Research polling breakdown between Zohran Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa, Eric Adams, Jim Walden, and Andrew Cuomo

85% of young men support Zohran Mamdani.
79% of young women support Zohran Mamdani.
67% of Jewish people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani.
65% of Black people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani.

Would you have guessed *any* of that with how the media has covered all this?

Forgot about Superstore’s ICE storyline, it’s too real rn 😭

The Most Jaw Dropping Amenities in NYC Luxury Buildings From indoor skate parks to free breakfast by critically acclaimed chefs, these NYC luxury amenities show you how the other half lives.

A glimpse into how the other half lives streeteasy.com/blog/the-mos...

Watching The O.C. for the first time and there’s just something about early 2000s small town dramas that hit different. The O.C., Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights 🤌

It’s sooo good!!

I’m shocked, I tell you!

What to Look Out For in NYC Rental Listings Post-FARE Act As an NYC renter, it’s important to look out for rental listings that may violate the FARE Act or HSTPA, and to report violations to the appropriate agencies.

NYC Renters: Here are some rental listing violations to look out for and how to report them! streeteasy.com/blog/what-to...

Zohran Mamdani won Hakeem Jeffries' congressional district with 46% in the first round, and 56% in the final round of RCV.

Using up way too much brain space memorizing the right volume level for all the different streaming platforms, and the right (much higher) volume level when my A/C is on 😭

My record on Palestine speaks for itself. I’m proud of it. One of the strongest in Congress. I throw down for pro-Palestine candidates. Largely unrecognized work. That’s fine. Disagreements are fine, too. But if you want to toss all that for 1 half assed MTG stunt, be my guest. I know where I stand.