So I shouldn't bother inviting him to my Olympics Watch Party? Bummer. I need someone New to say "you can do it" in a weird accent.

I can't help but notice that you haven't resigned in disgrace yet. You should probably get that done immediately.

Resign immediately.

The generals are calling them fat man and little boy because of how badly they bombed.

File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"

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The New New Cracker Barrel logo just dropped.

Because "visitors" become "witnesses."

5 pounds? Is this a Donnie Darko sized rabbit?

It wrote on op ed critical of Isreal's treatment of Palestinians.

I am absolutely not surprised. And that is terrible.

I'm saving money in these uncertain times by not donating to NPR anymore.

3 minimum. One is a fluke. 3 is a trend.

At least she's staying in her lane. Losing.

Looks like he's posting battle plans in an unsecured app. Read the room, dude.

I asked an artificial intelligence if I should subscribe to The Washington Post. I got a hard No as a reply, so, my hands are tied.

That will look good on a hat.

If this thing shows up as an enemy in a Legend of Zelda game, I know exactly what I'm attacking first.

I've found a perfectly valid substitute for religion. I just go about my day.

It's kinda weird how much I enjoy this.

Carville and I agree on Maker's Mark. And not much else.

Satan wanted people to have more access to knowledge.

Looks like they'll be making a sequel to that Jake Gyllenhaal movie.

Close your eyes and imagine the absolute madness that would spew from the right if Obama had done this kind of pump and dump sceme.

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Kudos for saying his wife and not his mom. Really shows an understanding of The Burn.

The world would be such a better place if these guys could just admit they were into dudes. But no, we gotta do all this nonsense.

Further than relation to head and ass.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Blacker Monday. Trademark!

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Thank you for that. I've been struggling with words about him. He was in a lot of my desert island movies. Maybe tied with Harrison Ford for the most, if I stop and think about it.

Nope, Lemmy from Motorhead.