Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️

“What’s your gender?
”No real agenda, just here to help.”
“No I mean what are your pronouns?”
“oh, I’m new, can’t call myself a pro.”
“No I mean what’s in your pants?”
“My inventory is packed, so much random crap.”
“No! I mean are you a boy or a girl?”
“A boyorgah? No thanks, I don’t eat beef.”

YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

All fan work is art.

Yes that includes the unedited fic shipping Peter Parker with a clone.

Yes that includes the AMV of Sasuke clips over Linkin Park.

Yes that includes every single piece of Sonic inflation art ever made.

IT. COMES. FROM. THE. HEART. IT. IS. ART.

Need more books about wicked queens spreading evil.

not for complicated "Oh she was corrupted / oh she was mistreated pity her" reasons.

But because they're having fun being cruel and evil. Make the princesses of defeated foes serve as her leashed maids. Practicing forbidden arts for fun.

the signs were always there

Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️ @estrogenandspite.bsky.social 900 followers 456 following 4.4K posts Late 30’s disabled trans woman, she/it, never they, leftist, author, magic the gathering, ttrpgs, tokusatsu, and other nerdy bullshit.

Hey, if you like tentacle monsters, sentai, action books with lesbian characters, random jokes, and occasional titty pic, you should help me add an extra 0 to this. I swear I post good, and write books what are also good.

*Insecure eldritch girl*

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oh that's absolutely breathtaking.

Seriously I've had a couple of very pretty people recently tell me that they enjoy my books and... I apparently still have room for more crushes.

Dihada, because she is a mean lady with tentacles that corrupts people and that’s basically gender.

I'm the type of goon that has a perfect dodge pattern that players have to counter by cancelling out of the basic combo string into an aoe. There are clip compilations of me getting stuck in level geometry.

*insecure snake girl*

I still need voice training for my sibilants.

Wait, lemme try again. *Clears throat, mutters* “Ssslime isss ssslick, ssslick isss ssslime.”

I ssstill need voicsse training… how’d I do?

I‘m the type of goon that teaches players to conserve resources by coming out of a door after the first wave is cleared and being very resistant to standard attacks but take bonus damage from whatever the limited resource attacks are.

My biggest fear is that my back pain will end up like the pain I had in my hands and wrists. Where it's just an intermittent thing that flares up sometimes... until one day it doesn’t flare down, and it becomes a new disability.

It is funny seeing some things I worked on pre-transition that I would never do now. Like, for example, the working title for the Factory of the Gods series was "Gods of Keldora."

Which means I have a ton of files sitting around labeled "GOK"

I'm going to be riding this high for days, I never expected this to be my biggest post here!

I just wanted to make an amusing post that also let you all know what I'm about and it's so popular now!

Which pleases me for many reasons, not least of which being that means my stuff definitely has an

Further proof that being a bigot is a losing strategy.

Yeah, I'll freely admit that as the current host of the system, coming to terms with the fact that I am a headmate just like everyone else up here and also there *is* an "everyone else" has been... A very gradual process.

There's thunder and rain happening here. I love it. It's been too long since I had a proper storm, and it always just feels right.

tbh social media is best when you use it for 2 things:

1) making new friends/keeping in touch with old friends, gassing each other up and having fun making jokes

2) telling politicians & opinion writers who are Just Asking Questions to step into traffic

"I think you're pretty."

You're sweet.

"I want you to domme me or engage in some other carnal fun."

I mean, I'm interested.

"I read your books and think they're really good and also the first two statements are true for me as well."

I can only tie my hair back so fast. Your place or mine?

Oh, I absolutely love that, and that is a very good point.

This will mean very little to most people here, but in case anyone is coming here today because of this: I am no longer one of the moderators of the Publishing Derby, having stepped down back in December to focus on my personal projects.

This is my Sentai-inspired litRPG starring Adrianna, a 6th ranger type as the protagonist, fighting to make the end of the world as survivable as possible because it can't be stopped.

i will die mad about video games getting the term "depth of field" backwards

Genuinely had me cackling.

"Hey, what's your pokemon type / favorite MTG color / color power ranger are you?"

Me, a system: "...I have to pick one?"

That particular alter is still figuring out how they feel about the whole thing. Second time we've had an alter come front from long before our egg cracked - definitely seems to be a shock based on the posts and such.

- Sylvia

Serj Tankian has done nothing wrong. Dolmayan is a huge Trumper though sooooo....

to be clear, this is not "Shakes camera when explosion." This is "Rocks camera back and forth by 25 degrees every time you move your mouse in the slightest."