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Rooting Out Waste, Keeping Taxes Low, Running Efficiently DOGE LINCOLNSHIRE

Key Policies: • More Local Control- Push for increased powers from Westminster. • Cut Government Waste - A dedicated efficiency team to slash unnecessary spending • Lower Taxes - Keep council tax low by eliminating 'woke wastage'. • Transparency & Openness - Proper scrutiny of public spending.

Mayor Asks for £147k to answer emails (bbc)

Andrea Jenkyns, Mayor of Lincolnshire, DOGE warrior...

A story in three parts....

22.00 STEPHEN KING'S IT HELPDESK Terrifying horror about a group of friends who attempt to defeat an ancient shapeshifting devil by turning if off for 30 seconds and then back on again. If that won't sort it they will need to log a call I'm afraid.

It's #scarymonday (something we just made up)

Dear Right Wing politicians, influencers, thinkers, doers, voters, and nut jobs

"The left" accepts your most heart-felt and humble apologies.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Powerful image.

He is fucking insane.

Political violence solves nothing, it only makes things worse. This past week in the US has shown this to be true.

Politicians from all sides have a responsibility to tone down their rhetoric, until this happens, these sort of things will continue to happen, sadly.

Kash Patel is currently looking for someone who clearly only skips left leg day.

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...

It's bad that somebody tried to shoot Trump.

It's bad that somebody shot Charlie Kirk.

And it was bad when crowds broke into the Capitol building chanting that they planned to hang the VP.

This is why pardoning those responsible for political violence is a stupid move. Do you see it now?

We don’t yet know who killed Kirk or why. Not that you’d know it from the endless numbers of accounts on X with huge follower numbers, including British politicians, making as yet unknowable claims about the motivations behind the murder.

Exhibit A. Extraordinary stuff.

What these dumb fucks fail to grasp is pencils and forks are made for different purposes, ie. Not to kill someone with.

So if someone makes a mistake with one, nobody gets hurt. Put a gun in the hands of someone with a mental illness, or even just someone who's angry, there's the difference.

Call 999 if you see missing schoolgirl, 16 Amna Dilpazir was last seen wearing a black bomber jacket, black t-shirt, light blue jeans and black and white trainers

Here is the actual article. It’s an appeal for missing person as a young girl is missing.

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

Surprised he didn't try to blame Biden.

Starmer blasts Reform UK's vaccine disinformation:

"The man who wrote Reform's health policy has made shocking and baseless claims that vaccines are linked to cancer. And that's been endorsed by the Reform leader. They laugh at it. These dangerous conspiracy theories cost lives."

#PMQs

If you wanted any more proof how toothless Trump is on the world stage, you need only look at how emboldened Russia, Israel and China have become on his watch.

They don’t give Nobel Peace Prizes to posers.

Oh nooo , he can't go anywhere 😉

They're impervious to feeling foolish. No doubt it's all Bidens' fault.

This is * chef’s kiss *

Bowen: Diplomacy in ruins after Israel strikes Hamas leaders in Qatar The Doha attack signals that Benjamin Netanyahu will press forward hard on all fronts, writes Jeremy Bowen.

This is what Netanyahu does -- whenever negotiations for peace look like the could be successful, he assassinates the negotiators.

I think we're on about the third iteration of this pattern.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

National hero? Where?

Dictators and warmongers the world over are pissing themselves laughing at "the candidate of peace."

Qatar gifted Trump a luxury plane.

Trump returned the favor by ok’ing an Israeli attack on their capital.

I imagine Qatar has briber’s remorse.

Brilliant. 👏👏👏

It’s only a matter of time before he turns it into an NFT and sells it under the pseudonym “Handsy”.

If you spend just 5 mins researching Nigel Farage's partner Laure Ferrari you will suddenly see clearly how much the media chooses to ignore the big stories for political gain.

For a start no one seems to be asking where an unemployed former waitress found £900k to buy a house outright in Clacton

Boris Johnson was paid £240,000 after Maduro meeting, invoice shows Johnson’s office sent invoice to hedge fund manager, which was paid, weeks after meeting Venezuelan leader last year

This feels like the biggest story from the Guardian's Boris leaks... he took £240k from a Venezuelan hedge fund after meeting Maduro. And having denied he was paid.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Have they never even heard of Google maps?