Henry - Shadow Minister for Hoovering Shit Up

Never in the history of the planet has 1 man gone to such lengths to hide the fact that him, and his mates, are a bunch of fucking dirty nonces.

What dark times we truly are living through.

If you have too many then personally I'd go with the Kyoto's, they are fucking lovely.

They are both so fucking cool, I'd say get both.

I'm still rocking an old pair of these at the moment, Mrs H got me some green gazelles for Christmas that I've not worn yet.

That is the sound of multiple nails being hit squarely on their heads.

Reform, which spent its by-election campaign warning about the UK's "Christian heritage" being under threat, while proposing a ban on visas from predominantly Muslim countries, now accuses their opponents of engaging in "sectarian politics"

Gorton & Denton result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c**ts may have backfired The Greens eye-catching victory in the Gorton & Denton by-election has shined a light on the Reform Party, and specifically Nigel Farage’s key policy of being horrible cunts, which seems like …

NEWS! Gorton & Denton result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c**ts may have backfired newsthump.com/2026/02/27/g...

Schroedinger's politician.

Gorton and Denton.
Just a simple question for Reform:

Does this mean Matt Goodwin is now a ‘Shadow’ MP?
😜

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

Straight out of the Trump play book.

Sadly, most of their supporters are.

😂😂

Fucking hell.

Ah, I see. Still loving your work. 👍

11am? Loving your work.

Bought the lad a memory expansion card a few days ago, for his Xbox. Was looking at the same card before christmas and it was £100, ended up paying £130 for it.

Indeed, who would ever have thought the US would set their clocks back to the 1930's, but here we are.

In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU

LOL — $50,000 bribe-taking Tom Homan will “educate” The Pope on how to be Catholic

www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/trumps-bor...

Pontificating
Like mansplaining but for goons

Why do they all look the fucking same?

"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden"

Because I used it in my grooms wedding speech.

Lisa Rubin explains how journalists have figured out the DOJ has withheld documents containing accusations of sexual assault against Donald Trump from their Epstein files releases

STEWART: “So just to be clear - Trump is on the brink of war with Iran to either obliterate the nuclear program he previously ‘obliterated’, or to force them into signing a deal like the one HE PULLED OUT OF — it’s all in Chapter 9 of Art of the Deal: Eating Your Own Asshole.”

"BANKSY of politics' goes back to the future with deepfake lampoons," chortled the Times on 6 February, lauding the man behind website the Crewkerne Gazette, which publishes Al-generated satirical videos of politicians. The article was merely the latest in a slew of adulatory coverage for the website. The Sun has run several of its "side-splitting" videos In November the Telegraph enthused "Three cheers for the Kemi video that shows that satire isn't dead", calling it "a ray of joy" Which makes it rather awkward that he is actually Joshua Bonehill-Paine, who has multiple convictions for inciting racial hatred, sending malicious communications and racially aggravated harassment to his name. In 2016 he was imprisoned for two years - ta run concurrently with a 40-month prison sentence he was already serving - for what a judge described as "a cruel campaign of vile racist abuse" against Labour MP Luciana Berger. Full story online and in t

Meet the guy behind the "side splitting cartoons," which, according to The Sun, prove that "satire isn't dead."

(Such a pity about those race hate convictions)

www.private-eye.co.uk/media-news

Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

Ah, yes, found them. Cheers.

How on earth can someone who's Jewish even think to make that comparison?

We truly are living in one fucked up timeline, the mind boggles.