I kind of always thought the goal was to keep a professional and a personal life…. I don’t understand why you’re asking about the time you don’t pay me for.

Me at work - being professional

My boss - here’s two hours of feedback on why we want you to be more relaxed and personable. “We want to get to know you”

*in need of a heavy cock slapping across my face 😰

Is this hope?

tonight’s results having me feeling hopeful for the first time in a year

🥹

👀👀

He said eat it, I said fuck it

🍑: @bubblehimboking.bsky.social

I’m starting to think this kid has a serious problem.

Best part of my doctors visit was her telling me I reached my goal weight, only to later confirm I have walking pneumonia 🙃🙃

bareback even!

Yessssss😛

After months, your boy finally got fucked 🙌🏻

Nature is healing

Awe yay! I love indie rock, it’s like all I listen to. Sad twink music ftw 🙌🏻 Alone Together by them is like peak

Starting the day right 😛

Yessss. Let me know what you think!

Omg are you listening to Del Water Gap toooo?

My 80-year-old aunt told me she "got tired of streaming" and is borrowing DVDs from her library again.

So I checked it out and they have an amazing selection. Blu-rays too, from Criterion, Kino Lorber and other boutique labels.
#PhysicalMedia #FilmSky

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

What a day 😚

Met a guy once for lunch and now have a 61 day Snapstreak despite never seeing each other in person again.

Micheal doesn’t let me call it a pussy

Too horny this morning 😣

👀🥵🥵🥵

No one told me life would be this hard

That’s why work from home would be so choice. I’m totally down to keep my shirt on, but please don’t make me wear pants

Sheer misery🥵