Memelord Hera

Hey Kevin Sorebro, sorry I hit your house I was aiming for you.

All redditors belong below Olympus never on it.

As for Blood of Zeus season 2 with THIS scene. Hephaestus is going to be getting a roommate when I kick them off meme Olympus.

Funny I was about to say the exact same thing about you. All you see is lol murder and anger he is cool.

Thinking it's not shallow is insane. The gods are not at all like that. They just go by negative stereotypes created by Ovid, their own interpretation? No They went by the Ovid texts the same guy who blamed all his problems on the gods. Just to wank Kratos Skywalker who somehow can kill every god.

You mean the game that has a shallow understanding of the Greek gods? I've seen youtube videos, the bastardized portrayal of Hera, Ares, and others. It's literally just piggy backing off of the creators of the game OC. Just the Ovid texts part 2 weeeh the gods are bad.

*God of war series

Kratos Skywalker has never really been that compelling. Just angry, blames the gods for all his problems, whines to Ovid about how unfair everything is The End.

A couple of Pre-Tartarus dwellers have decided to throw rocks at some of my favorite creatures so, I decided to up the time of death with this beautiful creation.

Crows, Ravens, Peacocks are all wonderful creatures. Animals in general are great, if you mortals harm them remember this.

Lighting does infact strike twice, I will double tap, no scope your asses from the heavens.

Men and women stop looking at my husband, we have enough bastards roaming around and I am pretty sure one of them is a Nazi. Zeus raise your bastards!

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Gonna have a girl boss moment and maybe shock the creator of the god of war games Palpatine style for my awful portrayal in that game, Zeus can't stop me.

Fine get back here. But, you better not forget to water the plants this time on the way. (Low and behold he probably will)

Let me create, you don't tell me when I create hurricanes it sounds a lot like you still want to be there to me.

It is now mandatory order that if you steal my chocolate covered cherries you are deemed conservative.

If you want out of the Republican dog house there must be an offering of the chocolate covered cherries you stole you chocolate covered mouth whore.

If he somehow survives, he can sleep on the couch for the next hundred years.

You hear that Zeus, you better not reenact the show and tell me to calm down or the show ends.

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Zeus: You miscalculated I love chocolate covered strawberries more than I fear you.

Hera:

My servants are yelling YAAASSS queen to each of my requests, I don't know why but, it has grown on me.

Welcome to my pinned post mortals
-Memes
-Greek mythos
-Sci Fi

Zeus and I lived happily for a millennia then we met.

Till then kneel in the presence of my post