them: you better not be the greatest donkey of all time when i get there
my goat ass:
them: you better not be the greatest donkey of all time when i get there
my goat ass:
and im going idc how much it costs
16.01.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just found out there’s a movie about horny gay cannibals featuring parker posey #iclaim
11.12.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry guys, my mind was playing tricks on me! does anyone wanna meet at the double r diner later?
08.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THERES A FUCKING HORSE IN THE LIVING ROOM
08.12.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
pedal to the metal
petal to the medal…
pedal to the medal……
petal to the metal………
peter to the meg…………
cordelia in angel too
08.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0waitttt i need this shirt!!
03.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me when im coltop
25.11.2025 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0inside every man there is a colton
25.11.2025 05:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i have very few five star movies but drugstore cowboy is easily one of them. van sant created a masterpiece with it and matt dillon is the sexiest anyone has ever looked on screen imo. i hope you watch it soon!!
20.11.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
19.11.2025 12:27 —
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colton big guy pants okay
19.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0teehee
29.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does anyone know of any direct flights to kingdom hearts?
18.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
stream tate mcrae or take a picture in front of the billie eilish truck
18.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lemme get a box with a black bean crunchwrap, a soft potato taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes, and a large baja blast. also can i please get some hot and fire sauce? thanks
18.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oomf made the fatal mistake of casually bringing up nicole kidman in front of me…
18.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going ✈️ eiffel tower! also im going to france 🇫🇷
09.10.2025 10:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
was eating in central park, looked down, saw him
23.09.2025 05:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0missed flight
22.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i plead not guilty
14.09.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh it is please get on it soon
13.09.2025 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unmatched 😎 have u played, oscy?
13.09.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0even though you have only four people in your life to play with…. lalalalala
12.09.2025 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0life is all about spending 300 dollars on board games in the span of 5 days
12.09.2025 04:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m so hungry i could trade my kingdom for a horse
12.09.2025 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and a musical too!
07.09.2025 09:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so i cant tonight baby……………💔😹
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