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Ozzy's decision to play a gig in a Football ground seems to have buried Oasis' reunion. I'm probably oversimplifying here.

Iggy Pop is short for Ignatius Poppadom.

Great win, but the Holmesdale Fanatics still need to make their way back across the city to their own turf

I did, and because I think the world of you and Paul, I shan't mention it.

I could have a Hospitality ticket to said semi final, and yet never set foot in the Stadium. In fact, this also happened.

The most night and day change between Twitter and here is that over there, everyone is tearing their hair out over Chemtrails. Looks like everyone who made it to a Science class also made the switch to Bluesky.

'OK Wait... Wait... Wait... Go'

Amirite?

YouTube video by Olivier66. "Bassiste et Guitariste" #alicecooper " #elected " 1972

Random Classic Rock Song Of The Night

Elected
by Alice Cooper

Some of his campaign promises:

Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
No more pencils, no more books
Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#MusicSky
#ClassicVinyl

youtu.be/yaR5OnX-7VM?...

I misread the first line of the post as some kind of horrific fan fiction.

Just re-watched Four Weddings and a Funeral, and yet again, I'm devastated that Charlie didn't end up with Fiona.

Paul and I absolutely cannot watch this together.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:

I entered my neighbours house

And

I entered my neighbours colon

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's heard mine.

A gorgeous portrait of the White House entirely aflame, the smoke billowing and the flames lighting up the night sky. It sparks deep patriotic ferver. This is what democracy looks like. Also there's a white button with blue text below the portrait. The text reads "Learn more" and if clicked it takes you to the menu of a local brewhouse.

If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

Are Spud Guns still a thing? (Not Potato cannons)

I would still like something similar to the 'Bookmark' feature here. Like a 'Save for later' that doesn't imply that you like or agree.

Man, it really is calmer here than back on Twitter.

Interested in live covers music? Follow Death by Monkey on Insta, and we promise to keep the inane content to a minimum. Probably. www.instagram.com/deathbymonke...

I'm sure this is a trick question - is it a Cobb?

a close up of a plate of food with bacon eggs and cheese Alt: a close up of a griddle of meat and cheese and bacon with some fairly disgusting looking orange sauce being poured all over it

Tech companies thoughtfully AI enabling their platforms

Also, it springs to mind because my wife keeps talking about getting a Dog, and I categorically do not have any extra hours in a day to look after it.

The majority of pet food is meat, and despite what some might tell you, there are no vegan cats.

There must be correct answers, but the ones that spring to mind are eating less meat and not having pets?

Ros Atkins on...24 hours on Elon Musk's X timeline The BBC's Analysis editor, Ros Atkins, investigates Elon Musk's recent posts on X about grooming gangs - and looks at how one day unfolded on his timeline.

Elon Musk has had a lot to say about the grooming gangs scandal. With colleagues from BBC Verify, I've looked at 24 hours on Musk's X timeline. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

A horse with an AT-AT costume and a guy who looks half proud half disgusted with the horse

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

I just noticed the nappies we buy are Vegan, and I don't know who needs to hear this, but DON'T BE EATING NAPPIES!!!

Wait - is that a broken kettle? SEND HELP!!!

I have been sober for six days, eating healthily and exercising regularly for five days and moisturising for 3, and I still don’t have the face and body of a 30 year old, this is BULLSHIT I am not having it

Pink Floyd By Candlelight - 16/01/2025 19:30:00 Join us on the Dark Side of the Moon, for the ultimate tribute to Pink Floyd, performed by candlelight at the beautiful St Albans Cathedral. This show will be made even more special by Luke Jerram's M...

In February, the organist on the original film soundtrack for Interstellar will be performing a suite from the film on the organ.

I'm also interested in Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon by candlelight: www.stalbanscathedral.org/Event/pink-f...

I don't know, I'm still a little freaked-out by it. I wasn't expecting it to be 1:1 scale.