Tom

The score from Lyon v go ahead eagles, featuring ‘šulc 11’

Trying to remember the track listing from the bends

something something the ghosts of jacob and robert kennedy

[12hrs into my ice interrogation]

agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?

me: do you know who matt hancock is?

a:…

[43mins later]

a: he had his own app? for parkour?

me: no the parkour was a separate issue

PDC chief on World Darts Championship's Ally Pally bond as landmark deal agreed PDC chief executive Matt Porter speaks exclusively about the iconic home of the World Darts Championship after tickets sold out in double quick time once again

Ahead of the world darts championship, I spoke to the PDC’s Matt Porter about the short and longer-term future of the sport

Florentino get Slaven Bilić in I wanna see something

Want to see the alternate reality where West Ham sign him instead of Ajax and Moyes gets him to retire at 19

Barnet Collins John

Oh hell yeah!

An email about Paul Pogba joining a camel racing team

Good of them to announce this on humpday

Progressive people "must be willing to say, unapologetically, I am a Zionist", Chancellor Rachel Reeves said on Monday "I am a Zionist not in spite of my belief in democracy or freedom and equality, but exactly because of those beliefs"

Yes, again, none of “democracy or freedom and equality” are compatible with systematically destroying a subject populace of non-people who have no rights, that you have conquered and now rule over and murder with total impunity.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (dir. Steven Spielberg, 1984)

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Homer Simpson with Darryl Strawberry at softball sign up but it’s Myles Lewis-Skelly and Riccardo Calafiori

seven misfortunes, there's an outside chance. but nine misfortunes, I'd like to see that

(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

Yes

Assume they’ve been deported for recognising Palestine in the original countries of the world song

Labour right in power, Leonardo DiCaprio movie up for a bunch of Oscars, Mariah Carey in the UK top 10

“Curacko”
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott

“Paraguay can’t go into C”

Yes, because they’re landlocked

11431 downvotes for Trump being given the Fifa Peace Prize

Because the football feed is covering the draw it allows up and downvotes, thrilling stuff

They’re playing against Jackson Martinez?

“Watch out for the Shaq attack”
(The attack is having to ad lib on live tv)

He knows what he did

You know what actually this sums up today perfectly

luke o'nien? more like luke 90 (th minute sub)

More like Dominic convert tap-in send tweet

A sweet potato and peanut butter stew with chicken, rice and an egg

Call me Mikel Arteta because I’ve used rice when there wasn’t strictly any need

Not saying Bournemouth v Everton has been a quiet game but I’ve spent the time discovering Thierno Barry is an anagram of Horny Rarebit