Tom

We're salmon, salmon,
And I hope you like salmon, too

- bob marli

turns out you need this thing called a midfield when you play football matches

good evans send tweet

counterpoint: this is arteta commemorating the centenary of the w-m

arsenal's xi to face mansfield, which if we're being generous contains two midfielders

i know managers who use formations and they're all cowards

the answer, every time

Whisper it but Paul Scholes isn’t wrong, just going about it the wrong way.

If these last 4 games had happened under a previous United manager with a different narrative they could have easily been written off as lucky, good results/flat performance-type games to raise questions over methods.

YouTube video by Paste Magazine Phoebe Bridgers - You Missed My Heart - Live at Daytrotter - 4/17/2016

phoebe bridgers - you missed my heart

YouTube video by soundfixrecords Okkervil River "Plus Ones" Live at Sound Fix

over on the other site I made a big thread of live versions of songs, decided I'll try to do that again with no real rhyme or reason

okkervil river - plus ones

Man United and Man City targeted by non-league team after cult heroes signed Wythenshawe FC have attracted attention for their Vets team featuring former Premier League legends and are targeting other areas of growth

You've probably heard all about Wythenshawe Vets and the big former Premier League names to turn out for the team. Their women's side are also flying high, though, and I had a chat with them for the MEN www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/footba...

There’s Gomes and there’s Gomes
And Gomes and then Gomez
Wolves bench? Another Gomes
But none are family

They’re calling him Lady Jane Grey

Be grateful this is stopping me from doing darts puns

Only when there’s an attempt to make a challenge iirc

[guy who’s held a grudge since 2020] oh so now Dean Henderson cares about the ball going out of play before a goal

Ismail off as I see it

The costanzification of america

Grampa Simpson saying ‘I notice Howe picked trippier… for tripping!’

Mohamadou Kante coming on on 90+2 and getting booked on 90+9 for beefing and delaying play

Legitimately did what was asked of him, what a cameo

Raúl Jiménez must be really tough to play against in a ‘what if one day a bear showed up in your back yard’ sense

a guardian headline that reads: tottenham lacking in attack, midfield, defence and 'brain', says igor tudor'

we could stave off relegation
get ideas above our station
if we only had a brain

you can power the economy of a small country just by asking what fabio borini is up to these days

A Complimentary Profile Of Jason Lee That Was Surprisingly Difficult To Publish | Defector If you walked down Colorado Boulevard in the Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles at some point in the past three years, you might have noticed a modest, pueblo-style beige building with “PHOTO” painted above its door. And if you had decided to go in, there was a decent chance you’d know the pers…

This @defector.com story is a good (non-political) example of why it’s not enough to have a bunch of individual reporters with newsletters running around. You need some kind of institution with the resources (and principles) to publish despite legal threats. defector.com/a-complimentar…

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

😢

kinda stuff i say when a driver almost hits me in the crosswalk and im simultaneously blood-level livid and slow on the uptake

they're calling it boatmanmaxxing. glgl

Always

I need the highest number of goals you have
No, that’s Tchouameni goals