Toilet Hinckley Jr

mfw brent crude hits $200 because you didn't know Iranians could blow up oil refineries in Bahrain by strapping a small explosive to $1000 consumer grade drones

Goyim: the new Jews

whoopsy daisy

New dronestrike coordinates just dropped

Though it is day, the sun cannot be seen in Tehran today because of all the smoke following the US and Israel bombing Tehran's oil refineries. People on the ground describe it as armageddon. History will not forgive Reza Pahlavi, Masih Alinejad, Nazanin Boniadi, and all other "leaders" who tricked Iranians into thinking this war would set them free.

Oh my god: this is *daytime* in Tehran.

Once again one of my most mediocre posts is going lo-viral

Actually though?? John Wayne Gacy voted for Obama twice??? - A genius, arguing 100% in good faith

ICE Detention of Teen Musicians Roils Texas Mariachi Community Two brothers who were recognized by their congresswoman last year, along with their parents and younger brother, are facing deportation.

Two brothers from South Texas and their high school mariachi bandmates were recognized by their congresswoman last June for winning a state mariachi competition. Nine months later, the brothers, along with their parents and younger brother, are in ICE detention and facing deportation.

Lotta words about art

lol

We’re entering our “how dare you wish to survive” era

!!!!

I just read this comic that I drew 14 years ago while doing almost the exact same thing as in the last panel (sitting at a cafe drawing comics in a little book while being broke). It appears my whole life was/is just this

Whoever removed credit off this comic deserves The Hague

They would invent a universal nasal vaccine like three weeks before civilization ends

The world is just going to radically change in the next few weeks- because destroying the gulf economies, stopping the export of oil and fertilizer… it’s not going to be good

The literature is rife with evidence that the early christian’s’ main crime and reason for their (vastly over-reported) “persecution” was that they were just straight up intolerable assholes

The entire history of asymmetrical warfare is a series of bloated empires full of complacent idiots WHO DON’T READ HISTORY going “W-wait…. But that’s not fair🥺”

FAFO for thee, but not for me

I seem to recall some very big talk about “FAFO” a week ago

Do people with partners who eat ramen even know they’re co-opting single-person culture

Who drew this masterpiece

Comic. A cat asks a capitalist pig "can I buy a house". The decidedly bored-looking pig replies "I already bought all the houses". The cat asks "well how much to buy one off you?". The pig, picking gunk out of its ear, replies "more than you could ever afford". The cat asks "is the rent cheap at least?" The pig replies "no it's double the mortgage so I can buy more houses" while looking at whatever gunk it dug out of its ear with its finger. The cat says "we truly live in the best economic system possible." The pig is saying "yes officer, that's the one that was annoying me" to an angry looking police dog that's holding a baton.

We truly live in the best economic system possible

Donald Trump: America’s gift to the world

Logging into Hinge to see which mentally deranged fascists in my city are disgusted by me today

Ok the fork part was both accurate and cruel

I would be defecting so hard rn

A photo of Kristi Noem at today’s “Shield of the Americas” Summit in Miami from Reddit. Her makeup is severe.

I’ve seen fresher looks from a mortician

Behold, the light of Freedom

*US invades country to steal its resources*

*country rallies behind its most radical militant factions in hopes of defending itself from invasion*

*it works, but at what cost*

The US: *spews some specious nonsense about democracy while increasing CIA budget*

I long for the steady hand at the wheel of Toonces