Impersonal Jesus

I heard they cut all the sex scenes. The movie must be 15 minutes long.

Over 2,000 port probes per day, and over 80% of them are nothing but high-speed network scans.

Google Cloud Services has become the biggest sewer on the internet. Just saying.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly

And here y'all thought that he was maybe capable of keeping Clinton's name out of his mouth, come to find out

Good question…

All those MAGAts in the Midwest are gonna lose their farms because Orange Turd made their markets go away.

This ship is ready to leave port, but there's plenty of time to get aboard. Give them the Target treatment.

This is my shocked face: 😐

They don't want to see the weird way you put your underwear on.

White House residents: 0%

That thing probably looks like a specific and disturbing subset of PornHub.

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Bonus: the bear would be more likely to maul one of the men.

Your mom doesn't think so.

Best party ever.

I thought it was what we're putting the traitors in before we push them over Niagara Falls. The American falls, where more of the exciting rocks are.

Next time ask a lawyer, Cody.

ICE doesn't need any reason to be in a public place. To be on private property without a warrant, there are three allowed conditions: consent, exigent circumstances, or "hot pursuit."

"Do you have a warrant? No? Then leave." revokes consent.

They're not even trying to lie successfully any more.

The 4th Amendment applies to federal law enforcement agents, too. Ask a lawyer under what circumstances any cops can be at your home or within your curtulage.

Yeah, he got way worse.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "HOW DOES ONE BECOME A CERTIFIED DUMBFUCK?"

TLDR www.thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-...

Or "woke," or a "libtard." So fucking unoriginal.

Instead of being solely preoccupied with unnecessary foreign wars, maybe we should have spent more time worrying about the United States government going to war against its own people.

If they're on private property, they're trespassers, and if the patrol officers won't do it, their sergeant and duty officer should be made aware of that.

"I can't tell, it looks like their faces are covered or something."

In my experience, local cops don't get along with the feds all that well.