doctor parameter handler

i just unmuted this on a full plane while they’re serving meals 😭😭

idk sometimes things still seem unfair but i also know that people who did all that to me could not even do half the things i did in the last few months in their entire lives

i have also been mostly sober for the past year and half other than the occasional celebratory drink :)

like finances aside, I also think that having a break in my career would’ve been awful for me because i do really love math

the coolest part about having a mental health crisis and then traveling a lot and also doing a bunch of cool new adventurous things to help me heal is that I didn’t need to quit my day job for it, and for THAT I am grateful

oh my god i just remembered when ray said this was jair bolsonaro

i miss the bart!! it was cute

well ORLY is super close to me but I mostly fly lufthansa now because I am getting standby tickets and that’s mostly from CDG, which is USUALLY fine unless there is a strike! then the train runs every hour instead of every 7 minutes

well… taxi g7 because uber her sucks but it’s still >€100

do you guys think i should get on a dating app like for real?

3 more hours and the entire time the suns been out and i am feeling STICKY but at least my cold is low key gone

no it takes me to CDG 😭😭 the uber costs a fortune because I live near ORLY which is on the opposite end

that was a good question i should have clarified in the alt text

no im the horse and this is how i will be courting them

SELENA DIED???

i would do anything to keep the RER B running on schedule

tbh i go insane on vacation and don’t sleep a lot lol

made up a scenario in my head that i will lock in and get invited to brazillian new years and then got sad that it wasn’t a real scenario… no because im gonna cry

AND THE GAG IS!! I got a lot done on the flight because I wasn’t fiddling on my phone and i am flying west so I haven’t needed to sleep yet!!

if i am met with more strikes and RER not running when I am back I will personally become the prime minister of france like give me a beer and two cigarettes let me handle iy

i would kms im not even being dramatic… i have seen paris texas

air france count your days!!

i better have a brazillian bf by the end of this trip bro out here on this long ass flight with no wifi despite paying for it

they should make a flight that takes off on time

can y’all handle me being on a flight for 12 hours or do i need to set up a nanny cam?

what…

yeah technically the stations have escalators/elevators here in Paris but they are never working. I seriously don’t know how someone on a wheelchair could navigate this city especially monmarte

guys i am all for public transportation but climbing up stairs with a suitcase is probably top 5 most humiliating experiences ever

you have met me at a very hyderabadi period of my life

no…