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@meattenderizer.bsky.social

πŸ”ž he/it. adult. mostly here for homestuck porn

42 Followers  |  25 Following  |  77 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024
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(slightly censored from the version on twitter, to follow community guidelines.)

05.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hes just gettin a lil lost in some day dreaming,,

#vore #dirkdave

05.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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brodirk.

05.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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dirk strider.

03.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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smile for the camera. β™‘

04.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mwAH

03.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Year of the Snake ➑️ Year of the Horse

21.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's considered a privilege for the prince to allow you the honor of sucking his strap. β™‘

18.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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or just big bowser belly,,, that works too

12.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont think ive posted this one yet?
in which the boys share some chill time on the futon

#nsfw #brodave #stridercest

10.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.

10.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2982    πŸ” 1319    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 71
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"Come, Mr. Strider, let us be gentlemen about this. I'm sure two men of the world like ourselves can come to an understanding."

#brostrider #animation #bondage #lildogieart

10.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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jakekat forever….
CHEAT ON YOUR BOYFRIEND KARKAT
#homesmut

04.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite word in this post is "again"

yes. make him go through it again. again. again!

02.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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also yknow what im postin this one too,
bro is too OLD to be goin thru this again

#mpreg

02.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh to be a roughneck's favorite lil puppet ... that also makes him insane

31.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Davekat having sex in their room with the light of the sunset coming from the window. Karkat is on top this time, they are sharing a lovely kiss too 🩷.

Davekat having sex in their room with the light of the sunset coming from the window. Karkat is on top this time, they are sharing a lovely kiss too 🩷.

29.01.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hush-hush, don't make a sound β™‘
i like it better when you
just-just swallow it down β™‘

28.01.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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POV: #dirkstrider caught you watching him.
#animation #lildogieart

26.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i am begging everyone to play this game so you can meet my man francis

17.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“£ The first episode of WHODUNNIT, "Hitting Singles", is OUT NOW!

Follow "regular guy" Howie Falk as he chases down the ghost of his own gay virginity β€” and trips, repeatedly, over the problems of everyone else.

⭐ s.team/a/4322950

⭐ donattico.itch.io/whodunnit

#furry #indiegame #fvn #whodunnitvn

15.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 679    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 27

hot damn, there's another snane fan out there. your anons have great taste!

13.01.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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alright this ones for u anon bc im gettin in the davejane zone lol

bet u think its real cute when a kitten is wiggling around in ur palm, meowin' up a storm
jane feels the same way bout this squishy lil guy she found~

13.01.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a pregnant (eggnant?) Eridan for yall :)
#oviparous #pregnancy #homesmut #eridanampora #eridan

13.01.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh yeah i colored it #stridercest #brodave #dirkdave

13.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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my illustration for the 2025 Stridercest Holiday Gift Exchange, for my anonymous giftee ~

#stridercest #swordplay

09.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh oh

#Homesmut || #DirkStrider #UltDirk

05.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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nothin' in the world tastes better than prey fear β™‘

#vore #stridercest

04.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
digital drawing of john homestuck. he is trans and reclining back presenting his swollen wet pussy towards the viewer. he is making an awkward embarrassed face.

digital drawing of john homestuck. he is trans and reclining back presenting his swollen wet pussy towards the viewer. he is making an awkward embarrassed face.

#homesmut

06.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0