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@archbishopcock.bsky.social

Dogs, AVFC, toilet humour, punk rock, reggae, Hank Williams, poet, singer, malingerer, ska. AKA The Archbishop. Poet in Residence at Coventry Music Museum. Lead singer Dept of Misinformation. Likes records a lot. Can't stop collecting.

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The world would be a better place if we had more people like Jane.

05.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Putin has grounded him.

03.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent. Was lucky to see him supporting Elvis Costello (I think) in about 1978.

02.10.2025 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Point to the part of the doll where Soros touched you.

01.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Hack is a superb bit of telly. I thought the 4th wall breaking down might annoy me but it was perfect. Stellar cast was amazing.

29.09.2025 08:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I noticed that a few years ago when searching for it online. Went to see her a few times - once at the Town Hall in Brum and she was great. The first 3 albums each had a distinctly different approach and I still listen, but only on vinyl.

24.09.2025 08:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The dogs' favourite toy has been disemboweled many times so to prevent this, I've stuffed his arm in the hole. Girafferty looks happy now.

23.09.2025 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A tale of flags.
London 2012
London 2025

16.09.2025 10:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brilliant.

16.09.2025 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Coldwater and it's like a Still Game who's who.

14.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Ballad of the March of the Manufactured Outrage

12.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I must admit that BORUSSIA MOENCHENGLADBACH is a favourite of mine but it can be a bit gippy if too much force is used.

12.09.2025 07:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cleo go Cujo.

11.09.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This takes the biscuit. Stonehenge. The curse of the red cross.

11.09.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good speech from GL.

10.09.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't forget. It's only 67 days to Poppy Day.

05.09.2025 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In stock.

25.08.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's very much leading to a road trip. Fallon having a panic attack mid swim but the ghost of Ash rises up to save her.

24.08.2025 10:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Fetch me a new diaper. Daddy's done poo poo".

22.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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stairs: a poem

19.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My only negative comment about Adolescence was that the one shot technique was a distraction as I was constantly thinking "how did they do that?" Not sure why Erin Doherty is not up for an award though.

19.08.2025 09:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have I woken up in the wrong universe?

16.08.2025 09:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Was the episode earlier this week the one where the contestant was Soviet style removed?

15.08.2025 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's RoboGreg. They wheel him out to replace the real Greg when he gets a bit 'feisty'.

15.08.2025 08:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

October! No chance. It'll have made way for the Elvis Winter Wonderland by then. Same exhibits but with cotton wool snow on top and elves.

11.08.2025 07:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love that Malcolm X 12 inch. Classic.

09.08.2025 08:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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09.08.2025 08:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Watershit Down. Dedicated to Britain's Water Providers
YouTube video by The Archbishop Watershit Down. Dedicated to Britain's Water Providers

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06.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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