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@callmecarson.bsky.social

Blue Sky, Fly High! #BlueSkyUnitedπŸ¦‹

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Latest posts by callmecarson.bsky.social on Bluesky

we all exist due to hype moments and aura

17.04.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune

28.03.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees

16.03.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING

13.03.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture

12.03.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line

05.03.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.

03.03.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games

23.02.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.

22.02.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey

21.02.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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REDsky

20.02.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œdo you mind?”

yes. i Mind

08.02.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone checked on SchrΓΆdinger's cat

23.01.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

He ate someone

19.01.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?

19.01.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously

09.01.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school

08.01.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body

07.01.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

*looking at one-armed man*

Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone

05.01.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking the psychiatrist for β€œthe whole menu”

03.01.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them

29.12.2024 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The NBA should allow spells

28.12.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly

27.12.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Generational wisdom

27.12.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aren't they sisters ?

26.12.2024 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t be β€œastounded by the girth” of anything. Because of gay. Because of penis

26.12.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Wikipedia isn’t even good. I could do better

25.12.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! You are talented. But Grok could make this too

22.12.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

But legitimately I think it is strange how we’ve just been told our entire lives that the earth is a sphere yet the only evidence is the photographs

05.12.2024 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like this meme. It is as if the dog is a weapon.

04.12.2024 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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