Alanná Celeste 💎

So Netflix had enough money to buy Warner Bros/HBO but not pick up Wheel of Time? 😢

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Sometimes, I feel like I live a blessed life and then I remember that The Wheel of Time got cancelled and I’m never going to see Rand or Moraine or Moghedien or Lan or Elayne or Alanna or Egweyne or Elaida or Nynaeve again… fuck Amazon!

#SaveWoT #WheelofTime

Thank you for sharing 💛

A tall sunflower photographed from below, silhouetted against a cloudy sky, with palm fronds and a distant hillside framing the scene.

Healing is remembering we rise toward the light
because we are held at the root.

#HealingKnotes 🌻 🌱

We talked to the guy running the Mad Men puke hose “I had to watch a lot of videos of people vomiting.”

"You study how that liquid comes out of the hose normally. But then sometimes you have to manipulate the opening on the hose to make the liquid look like it’s actually coming out of someone’s mouth."

Read our interview with the special effects foreman who unexpectedly went viral:

Thanks, you too 🏆

Women who uphold the patriarchy and constantly demean feminism should not be online spouting their opinions on their own social media platforms.

You shouldn’t have an opinion or a platform. Let your husband do that for you…

Most likely, but it's a good place to start

According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.

Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?

Has anyone started a class-action lawsuit against Zillow for perpetuating the "housing crisis" yet?

And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. You need distance, interval. The way to see how beautiful the earth is, is to see it as the moon. The way to see how beautiful life is, is from the vantage point of death.

Just realised I made exactly this point not too long ago in a Collimateur debate: if the US wants to become more like other countries, it will lose some of the exceptional advantages that come from being exceptional. I don’t think the people in power are really taking that into consideration. 👇

In other words, there’s no need to panic if the rich don’t get their way.

Dog giving side eye

Someone PLEASE give me the best caption for this look my dog is giving me.

Lmaoooo!

Volunteers cleanup the equivalent of the weight of a T-Rex in November with their nearly 950 hours of service to our community. Thank you so much for helping keep Columbus beautiful!

❤️ MELIA needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. she guards her food & toys. So she needs someone who is experienced to help/ train her. Shes sweet, loving and will be your loyal best friend. Be her hero ❤️🥺❤️

🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
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Wantagh, NY 11793

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Yes

I'm not new but I am working towards sharing my words :)

Wild how cities would rather have buildings with boarded up windows left to be empty neglected eyesores by the LLCs that own them instead of thriving small economies and communities.

Ask the nerds- I mean teachers in your life questions 💛

this feels like another iteration of the "what if I give a homeless man money and he buys booze" thing. So then he bought booze, so what, you are not his personal life coach. You did your bit now go live your life.

I want to be a smiling ray of sunshine so bad but I live in the USA 😮‍💨

Wild how cities would rather have buildings with boarded up windows left to be empty neglected eyesores by the LLCs that own them instead of thriving small economies and communities.

Columbus, your public transportation is a tragedeigh

Time to share another Miss Machete Favorite:
Lifeforce (1985)

A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.

Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?

My best girl Bella, she just turned 4 and is a pittie mix who is gray w/ white marks. Any and all donations go towards keeping her fed and my car paid for so I can continue to make money for them.

This is Chungus my Australian Shepherd/Retriever mix who is around 8 years old now, he’s the bestest boy. Any and all donations go towards keeping him fed and my car paid for so I can continue to make money for them.

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